Week 13: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious Turkey Picks (ATS)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!  I am currently writing this from a cruise ship currently approaching Dominica in the West Indies.  An amazing way to spend Thanksgiving away from the stress of absolutely everything.  I’m sure my entire family hates me right now for being here and not them.  I have a port excursion today to do a million awesome things but we do have good great TV here on the ship and hope to catch a few games.  With that…LFG.

TURKEY DAY

LIONS -10.5  – Sounds like a huge spread until the Lions beat the Bears by at least 2 touchdowns.

COWBOYS -3.5 – Honestly both teams should lose here.

PACKERS -3.5 – Nothing screams Greenbay like 25 degrees and some cheese! I’m from LA…so fuck that!

FRIDAY

CHIEFS -13.5 – The Raiders are simply fucked.  Does anyone even know who their QB is for this game since Gardner Minshew is out for the rest of the season???? Yes, it’s Aidan O’Connell who is coming back from a broken thumb!  GO HIDE IN A CASINO VEGAS CAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE A CATASTROPHE!

SUNDAY

CHARGERS -1.5

STEELERS +2.5

VIKINGS -3.5

PATRIOTS +2.5

SEAHAWKS -1.5

COMMANDERS -5.5

TEXANS -5.5

RAMS -2.5

BUCCANEERS -6.5

EAGLES +2.5

BILLS -6.5

MONDAY

BROWNS +5.5

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