Week 13: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: 4 Week 12: 9

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

SUNDAE PICKS

CHARGERS -5.5 | PATRIOTS

FALCONS -2.5 | JETS

 CARDINALS | STEELERS -5.5

 COLTS -1 | TITANS

DOLPHINS -9.5 | COMMANDERS

LIONS -4 | SAINTS

 PANTHERS | BUCS -5.5

BRONCOS +3.5 | TEXANS

 49ERS | EAGLES +3

BROWNS | RAMS -3.5

CHIEFS | PACKERS +6

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

BENGALS | JAGUARS -8.5

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 11/29/2023 

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