Week 14: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: 4 Week 12: 9 Week 13: 7

Also, need to honorably mention that you have exactly a 50/50 chance of making any money off my picks based on my past performance.  Is this good? Well, if this were straight win-or-loss picks then it simply be par for the course. However, since I’m playing against a Vegas points spread, I would say it’s more like shooting a birdie. Not a hole-in-one, not an eagle, but maybe a birdie (with a little wind to push the ball in).  The goal for me is to clock over 50% by the end of the season and fortunately, I have a few more weeks to hit this goal. With that, let us open the doors to this amazing candy factory and reveal Week 14’s NFL picks (AST).

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

 

Need you to know I handled losing this pick very well & why you should follow me on X @darthvaber99

SUNDAE PICKS

TEXANS -5.5 | JETS

RAMS +7 | RAVENS

 COLTS | BENGALS +1

JAGUARS +3 | BROWNS

LIONS -3.5 | BEARS

BUCS +2.5 | FALCONS

PANTHERS +5.5 | SAINTS

VIKINGS -3 | RAIDERS

 SEAHAWKS | 49ERS -10.5

 BILLS +2.5 | CHIEFS

BRONCOS +3 | CHARGERS

 EAGLES | COWBOYS -3

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

 TITANS | DOLPHINS -13.5

PACKERS -6.5 | GIANTS

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 12/06/2023 

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