ChabDog’s Not-so-quick Picks for Week Nine:

Dolphins-Chiefs — I wouldn’t give the Chiefs much more than 3, that’s for sure. Chiefs are coming off a bad loss, and that might be the only reason I’m going with the Chiefs.  Chiefs cover the 2.5… probably not by much.

Commies-Patriots — The thought of the Patriots giving anybody 3.5 is completely preposterous… except when you remember they are coming off the bye week, and Belichick had extra time to prepare.  Gonna go Patriots against my better judgment.

Seahawks-Ravens —  Ravens giving away too many points is usually a recipe for disaster. Nearly 6 points to a pretty good Seahawks team seems excessive.  If they didn’t cover 7 against the Cardinal Sins, they ain’t covering 5.5 at home against Seattle. Going Seahawks… it may be time for one of those stink bombs by everybody’s darling Lamar.

Cards- Browns — yeah… this is really a bit difficult… the Browns are not known for being generous givers and getting away with it.  But this team from Airzona is mostly a headless pony… or at least one driven by a juckey just off sabbatical. Let’s go with the Browns giving an absurd 9.

Bucs- Texans — Since when do the Texans get the respect of 2.5 points at home.  Since they play the boring and functionally limited Succaneers.  Taking the Texans.

Rams – Packers — Slackers favored by 3.  Hah!  That’s comedic and ridiculous.  The Rams all the way baby!!!! Easiest game of the day.

Vikings-Falcons — A birdie of prey told me Taylor Meineke was going to be caring for the Falcon favs on Sunday. Yes, let’s go ahead with finding the Falcons worthy of covering five point five against a Viking team shellshocked and lost after losing Captain Kirk.

Bears-Saints — I took the Saints in my suicide pool, but having them give more than a TD is pretty extreme.   For my own psychological well-being, I have to stay all in with the Saints.  Saints cover.

Colts-Panthers — Colts cover the 2.5.  Yeah, they can do this.

G-men-Raiders — So they have no Gano, no Tyrod the bod, no Danny Devito at QB, but they do have Danny Jones. Oh boy, and the Raiders have no Josh, no Jimmy G and are giving 2.5.  Raiders probably survive on a Karlson field goal.  Can’t go Giants after that patethic lay down last week in the last minute.  Raiders are a dumpster fire extraordinaire, but the Giants are massive Cleveland Steamer left at Eric Adams’ doorstep.  RAYDES COVER.

Boys in the ‘hood to play Philly.  Boys getting 3.  This should be real close.  I took Philly to win in the Sports Rock pool, and I’m sticking with them here.  All comes to down to Jalen vs. Dak, and I trust Jalen.  Go with the Eggles giving a little field goal.

Bills -Bengals —  Bengals giving 2.5… hey why not 3… why not 7… they are the better team.  Of that I am sure. And they will take apart the pretender Bills, just like they di last year.  1000% behind the Bengals covering this… with ease.

Chargers-Jets — Jets still gettng snubbed, tagged as 3 point dogs at home against the still respected Chargers.  Yes, they have the offensive weapons that the Jets lack.  But the Jets have the defense, and that defense usually keeps them in the game.  Jets win this in the Zach shack, and blow the lid off of this spread.

(subject to modification on the show) LOL

 

 

 

 

 

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