Finally we can stop obsessing on societal issues and watch football! Bread and circuses my friends while America is engulfed in a five-alarm fire. Whatever is going to go down is going down whether we agree with it or not. But the circus is good.
Week One Picks
Deliberately took the chalk on KC and Philly and was rewarded with a 2 – 0 start. Chiefs look better than last year. Eagles are back but GB looked good.
Mike Tomlin is an exceptional coach but the Steelers QB’s suck! For that reason alone take the Falcons -2.5 even though Atlanta is all smoke and mirrors with a new coach and new offence.
7.5 is a lot to give the Bills against an enigmatic Cardinals team. It’s a trap. Take Cardinals +7.5
Tennessee just seems like a dirty, worn out team. Chicago as a 5.5 point favorite is dangerous. But Tennessee smells like garbage and Bears are attracted to garbage. Take Chicago -5.5
Patriots are odds on favorite to play in this season’s BlooperBowl. The donkey in the natti is healthy so take the Bengals -7.5
Everybody loves Houston but the Colts are a division rival and are good at rocking illusions fans have. Take the Colts +1.5
I wish I could say something good about Jacksonville. Take Miami -3.5
Until we see this season’s Carolina and New Orleans play a regulation game and comment regarding their respective abilities would not be factual. Therefore, take the Saints -4.5 as they are the home favorite
Minnesota is weak but the Giants are weaker still. Take Minnesota -0.5
The Raiders should be ashamed of themselves. Garnder Mincschew? That’s all you got? Take the Chargers -2.5
Not a lot of delta for the Denver vs. Seattle game either other than Seattle still has a top ranked D and Bronco’s are starting a rookie. Take Seahawks -4.5
Unless and until Deshaun Watson plays like a champion the Browns are going no where. Take Dallas -1.5
Washington is a smouldering dumpster fire and I don’t mean the Capitol. Take Tampa -4.5
Lions are just a better team than the Rams. Take Lions -3.5
The Jets are a paper tiger. Great individual player talent. Poor team skills. Take San Fran -6.5
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