Week 12: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: 4

• I was on a cruise this week so I simply posted my first four picks on X (Twitter) @darthvaber99. So follow me there to always catch my latest picks, pics, or need a direct link to my latest blog! See below my four first picks:

• STEELERS -1 | Bengals: Joe Burrow out
• JAGUARS | TEXANS +1: Houston must topple the Jags here to be crowned King of the AFC South.
• BUCS +2.5 | COLTS: Bucs last 2 games had much better opponents with better results vs the Colts last 2 winning games.
• PANTHERS | TITANS -3.5: Two terrible teams going head to head and hoping the Titans are having an on day.
• PATRIOTS -3 | GIANTS: Giants are hurt, and the Pats are in a better position to win.
• SAINTS -1 | FALCONS: Derek Carr is back from a concussion and the Saints have scored better than the Falcons over the last 3 games.
• BROWNS | BRONCOS -2.5: Broncos are on a 4-game winning streak with the 5th game at home.
• RAMS -1 | CARDINALS: Rams offensive numbies are better (QB & WR), and coming off a win in Seattle.
• CHIEFS | RAIDERS +9.5: The Raiders have enough offensive (RB & WR) to keep the game within 9.5 points at home (Las Vegas).
• BILLS | EAGLES -3.5: Eagles are locked and loaded at home to beat a Bills team that has not lived up to their hype this season.
• RAVENS -4 | CHARGERS: Lamar Jackson has had a great season so far and has beaten decent opponents in the last 5 games. Justin Herbert also having a great season but is in last place in the AFC West and recently lost to the Packers.
• BEARS | VIKINGS -3.5: Hold up, let Vikings QB Joshua Dobbs cook.

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 11/21/2023 

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