Week 15: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be functioning well based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: 4 Week 12: 9 Week 13: 7 Week 14: 7

Also, need to honorably mention that you have exactly a 50/50 chance of making any money off my picks based on my past 14-week performance.  Is this good? Well, if this were straight win-or-loss picks then it simply be par for the course. However, since I’m playing against a Vegas points spread, I would say it’s more like shooting a birdie. Not a hole-in-one, not an eagle, but maybe a birdie (with a little wind to push the ball in).  The goal for me is to clock over 50% by the end of the season and fortunately, I have a few more weeks to hit this goal. With that, let us open the doors to this amazing candy factory and reveal Week 15’s NFL picks (AST).

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

CHARGERS | RAIDERS -3

SATURDAY PICKS

 VIKINGS | BENGALS -3

 STEELERS | COLTS -1.5

BRONCOS +4 | LIONS

SUNDAE PICKS

 BEARS | BROWNS -3

FALCONS -3 | PANTHERS

 JETS +8.5 | DOLPHINS

 TEXANS | TITANS -3

 BUCCANEERS | PACKERS

GIANTS +6 | SAINTS

 49ERS | CARDINALS +12.5

 COMMANDERS | RAMS -6.5

COWBOYS +2 | BILLS

RAVENS -3 | JAGUARS

 CHIEFS | PATRIOTS +7.5

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

 EAGLES -4 | SEAHAWKS

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 12/14/2023 

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