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2SGBR85 Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Milton Williams, left, stops a pass by Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes (15) during the NFL Super Bowl 59 football game on Sunday, Feb. 9, 2025 in New Orleans. (AP Photo/Kyusung Gong)

Feeling a bit let down, as cold February lingers and throws downers in your face like the NBA All-star game and the 4 Nations’ competition to nowhere. We’ll help you climb out of this groundhog day hole with the “CDST Superstar Superbowl Afterparty Show”. You’ll be seeing hhhhhelicopters, artifically enhanced lucky Lukas, delicious visions and vapors of a once-in-a-lifetime KC barbe-que, sacked, roasted and ready for brotherly love consumption, a 7 ft, 360 pound center from St. John’s Fisher who’s on a see food diet that commands attention, and, in honor of recently concluded National Hippo Day, it’s baby Charlie, who thinks he just one of the Rhinos. Plus, a look at two potential giant killer’s for this year’s touney… 10 and oh my in the Ivies, YALE… and the hot hot hot Tigers of Mizzou, who seek to undo the ghosts of Tyus Edney. Really, now, what could indeed by Feiner?!

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AND PARDON THE INSURRECTION…

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… and with that, there’s wasn’t anything that anyone could do to stop the Chiefy-3-peat from being rudely expunged.

This team looked great in all phases of the game, from just after their nadir against Atlanta, which wrecked mine and many

other survivor pools.  But these guys stayed sharp essentially thereafter, and tonight they were sharks, devouring that usually

productive KC short game, and turned Kermit into a troubled French quarter bullfrog, looking longingly for a lily pad to hide under.

And it didn’t hurt the underdogs, that their coach showed a burning motivation, to stick one to his former employers, along with a

fan base that probably spent most of the game with their collective mouths agape.  This was indeed a beat down from start to finish.

The truth Hurts!

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Ready for a damn good week of Super Bowl hype? We’ll do our best to raise expectations and take on all comers, in this week’s “Guaranteed Happy Ending… for the NFL” CDST Show.
Time to debunk those distracting rumors. No sirree, ChabDog’s here to set the record straight. All world kicker Justin Tucker is not pulling out of B-more and heading to Brown town. Meanwhile, back on the big game, we’ll do a quick post-mortem on the latest disaster for Buffalo. I think I hear Red Cashion saying FIRST DOWN!!!! And a look back seven years ago, when Brandon Graham grabbed the headlines by stripping Brady, and Jason held court in the victory parade … do the Eagles have the mojo to take down another Goliath. Hell Yeah!
A look at… basketball? What’s that? The Rockets reaching new heights in the Western Conference, and the Cavs? The Cavs? Do they really have what it takes. Then we’ll do what we sometimes do with time to spare… take things a little too far with funky film noir… City of Fear and Tension… just what is needed… with over a week left until, climax.
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  • As ChabDognoticated, it’s KC by 1.5 against the fierce Eagles.
  • Just ask Washington… the truth hurts… No. 1 and his friends are definitely No. 1 in the NFC. Let’s see who is the prey and who is the predator in two weeks.  As ChabDognoticated, it’s KC by 1.5 against the fierce Eagles.
  • Dalton’s drop makes much of America sicker than the sickest man in America. .. as did the blown call on 4th and inches, but then again you know you have only yourself to blame when you need the ball back, and the game’s Patrick’s to cinch.
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Getting hungry for more ChabDog Sports Talk?
We know you are, so we’re obliging with the sinfully delicious “2nd Annual, Sinner, Sinner, Pollo Parm Dinner” Show.
Yeah, we’ll cover the potentialities presented by Sunday’s Conference Championships…
Sure, it looks like we could have the usual red and yellow representatives as the “Refs’ Prefs” host
hard luck Buffalo at home. But weirder things have happened, and the Bills look as qualified as ever to move on
to their god-given destination. And speaking of red and yellow, what about those cardiac Commanders, who recently fed
the Lions to the lions, and know are in prime position to mount and stuff the favored Eagles. Is the 5 and then something spread
really justified, or is that proposition purely for the birds.

But our show goes much farther than a down and dirty playdate in the pigskin mosh pit. There’s also the first tennis major to be decided,
as an overgrown Carrot Top, with unusually big sneaks and a bit of a bowlegged gait, looks to repeat as Men’s winner… time to throw another title on the barbie mate?
For the Women, a first Major title for US’s favorite daughter Madison Keys, please?

Tune in tomorrow, with ChabDog, Well-read, Abe, A-ron and any comedic clips we can borrow (I think we’ve got some film noir and “W” from Oliver Stone on tap).

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Nobody stated their case better than Ohio St., and now there’s nothing anyone can say to ruin Ryan’s day.

Plant your flag somewhere else, Michigan!

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It’s been a tumultuous week at the AO, with Gael force winds putting Fritz on the fritz, and we hear the storm building on this weeks “CDST: Uekeranian Eulogy, Thunder Down Under” Show. Yeah we’ll discuss this week’s playoffs game, the weak prospects for the Texans standing tall, wherther the Eagles stay out of harm’s way against McStan’s Macvay, when Big Dan can eclipse Dan Quinn, and the Ravens-Bills thrillshow. But we’ll make sure you cast your ears on the sweet sound of Dan-yell Collins. And if we have some time left over, we may ponder the possibilities: Jeff Feagles as an Eagle (not a Giant), Haven Moses as a Raven, not a Bills. Bill Belichick as a Bill and not a Heel.

 

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  • After an unfortunate trip to the M&T doctor’s office, it’s clear what the Steelers need … A TOMLIN-ECTOMY!
  • If Harbaugh wasn’t seen limping out of Houston sans a broken clipboard, he should have been.  Maybe it’s about time we say the Anger Mis-management side of jovial Jim.
  • Jayden Daniels was simply relentless, and the Commanders just had too much staying power for the physically and emotionally exhausted Bucs. In another almost unbelievable twist of fate, this game took a couple of fateful turns for the worse for the home team when stone-hands Mayfield mishandled a couple of routine snaps. With that, the wildly erratic season for Tampa finally… abated.
  • Eagles manufacture a thorough, if not brutally blunt, undressing of the Packers in cold Philly. Yeah, this result was no doubt painful due to the weather, but it was time through cold water on a season that really seemed to go fatally south a few weeks earlier in Minnesota.
  • Major home improvement this week for the Bills, as Josh Allen takes the Broncos very figuratively by the horns and pins them to the turf, without mercy. Ravens beware….
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In a few hours, it’s gonna be the start of Wild Card Weekend, and things’ll be getting hot and heavy in the NFL Playoffs. Who’s about to become extinct and who’s putting their feet down with maximum authority…. we’ll banter the subject, and plenty more, on the “The Other Cleat Just Spiked Your Meat” CDST Show. Is Mike Tomlin about to take that Steeler 4-wheeler carreening down Lookout Mountain for another sadistic spill? Can Sam Darnold get the hawk tuah girl off his mind, long enough for the Vikings to stage a real fun desert funeral for the sacrificial Rams. We ponder this and other questions that have been left curiously unanswered for far too long…. like how our own Abe Miranda conquered Barb-fire in the spread pool, and why Karen “Big Mouth” Bass had so little to say at her recent press conference. And time permitting, there’s the college football BS (sorry BCS) finale to consider; ChabDog hasn’t checked, but perhaps making Notre Dame a 5 point dog (is that right?) is just what the joint doctor ordered in South Bend.

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Yo Antonio…

Yo Antonio… ever heard of calling a time out … so your disorganized rabble can get organizized? When you come into Arrowhead, you need your @#$@# wired tight. Not usually the case with a notably novice QB…. What was looking like a perfectly orchestrated Silver and Black Friday turns dark and ugly for the Vegas vagabonds, who blow themselves up at the 11th hour with an unforgivable hiccup hike fumble. More smoke and mirrors for the Thiefs~ Ughhhhh

 

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Happy Thanksgiving from ChabDog Sports…

There so much to say about this photo and so little time. I love the comment from Deshaun about ankle massages, and who’s that guy with Jordy at the kids’ table…. and who’s the white guy asking for more dark meat… and why is Patrick Mahomes dressed in Britney’s outfit….and I didn’t know Justin Herbert was so funny…and where was Daniel Jones traded to?

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Well Read’s Posts

Abe’s Posts

Week 16: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be functioning well based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: Week 12: 9 Week 13: 7 Week 14: 7 Week 15: 3

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

 SAINTS | RAMS -4

SATURDAY PICKS

 BENGALS -2 STEELERS

BILLS -12 | CHARGERS

My post-game reaction to the Bengals losing to the Steelers and the Chargers covering the spread against the Bills…

SUNDAE PICKS

COMMANDERS +3 | JETS

BROWNS -2.5 | TEXANS

SEAHAWKS -2.5 | TITANS

LIONS -3 | VIKINGS

COLTS +1 | FALCONS

PACKERS -4.5 | PANTHERS

 JAGUARS | BUCCANEERS -1

COWBOYS +1.5 | DOLPHINS

CARDINALS | BEARS -4

PATRIOTS | BRONCOS -6.5

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICKS

RAIDERS +10 | CHIEFS

GIANTS +12 | EAGLES

RAVENS | 49ERS -5.5

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 12/20/2023 

Let me know in the comments your thoughts below, or where posted on the socials

| | @darthvaber99

 

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Week 15: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be functioning well based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: Week 12: 9 Week 13: 7 Week 14: 7

Also, need to honorably mention that you have exactly a 50/50 chance of making any money off my picks based on my past 14-week performance.  Is this good? Well, if this were straight win-or-loss picks then it simply be par for the course. However, since I’m playing against a Vegas points spread, I would say it’s more like shooting a birdie. Not a hole-in-one, not an eagle, but maybe a birdie (with a little wind to push the ball in).  The goal for me is to clock over 50% by the end of the season and fortunately, I have a few more weeks to hit this goal. With that, let us open the doors to this amazing candy factory and reveal Week 15’s NFL picks (AST).

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

CHARGERS | RAIDERS -3

SATURDAY PICKS

 VIKINGS | BENGALS -3

 STEELERS | COLTS -1.5

BRONCOS +4 | LIONS

SUNDAE PICKS

 BEARS | BROWNS -3

FALCONS -3 | PANTHERS

 JETS +8.5 | DOLPHINS

 TEXANS | TITANS -3

 BUCCANEERS | PACKERS

GIANTS +6 | SAINTS

 49ERS | CARDINALS +12.5

 COMMANDERS | RAMS -6.5

COWBOYS +2 | BILLS

RAVENS -3 | JAGUARS

 CHIEFS | PATRIOTS +7.5

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

 EAGLES -4 | SEAHAWKS

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 12/14/2023 

Let me know in the comments your thoughts below, or where posted on the socials

| | @darthvaber99

 

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Dorothy’s Posts

Week 6 Picks

Chiefs

Ravens

Falcons

Bears

Seahawks

Niners

Texans

Jags

Dolphins

Lions

Raiders

Rams

Eagles

Bills

LA

 

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