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Aussie Open Update — 1-19

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Aussie Open Update:

  • Kerber controls Kristyna from start to finish.
  • Vandeweghe comes down hard on Bouchard, and looks here to stay.
  • Pavly pounds out a hard earned 3-setter over Svitolina, and now faces Kuzny in what promises to be a battle of real heavyweights in the 4th round.
  • Murray wears down the gangly, cat in the hat Sam Querrey, to the delight of Mother Judy
  • Wawra doesn’t get distracted by the beautiful Ms. Troicki and holds off the Aaron Paul lookalike
  • Jo Willy prevails in 4 when Jack Sock gets blinded by his own, glow in the dark, orange socks.
  • Seppi separates himself from Steve Darcis.
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 1-19

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NBA Update:

  • Timberwolves get out the axe and hack-a-Jordan on their way to a huge victory at Staples over the shocked Clippers…. Hey Doc, you have no excuse to put a player out there who shoots from the line like this… pathetic!
  • Digitally impaired from the start after Gasol’s finger gets ensnared, the Spurs still have no problem knocking out the Nuggets when Kawhi goes for a team high 34. #Nuggets #Spurs
  • It’s becoming readily apparent that as goes Goran, as goes the Heat. #Heat #Mavericks
  • Unfortunately for the Knicks, there was no Chinese Wall available to protect against the incursions of one John Wall. #Wizards #Knicks
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Aussie Open Update — 1-18

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Aussie Open Update:

  • Bad ankle doesn’t rankle Murray, who methodically reduces Rublev to rubble on the way to the third round.
  • Despite some other disappointments, Australia still tastes the winning Tomic.
  • Whatever makes Nick tick, some day the clock will run out on his youth and all he’ll have left is memories of crankiness, tanks, shanks, and being a first class wanker on the court. Kudos to McEnroe for calling it the way he sees it.
  • Fed sputters a bit but knows how to get it done against Noah.
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On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 1-18

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NBA Update:

  • KD makes sure the Warriors come out to play against his old team. #Thunder #Warriors
  • NY just wanted this one more — as witnessed by the huge disparity on the boards. #Knicks #Celtics
  • At 14 points a game, Otto’s really coming outta his shell. #Wizards #Grizzlies
  • Sixers are growing up, and in the process stomp down the speechless Raptors. #76ers #Raptors
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Aussie Open Update — 1-17

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  • Nice guy with the big serve swerves and crashes headlong into a serve and volley machine at the Aussie Open named Mr. Mischa. Zverev didn’t miss too many punch outs at the net against the disappointed American. John Isner needs to work on his conditioning and figure out how to keep his momentum going in these best of out five setters. His ground strokes remain unreliable, and his movement around the court remains a continuing liability.
  • There’s still a flicker of hope for Venus in singles, but doubles is another matter.
  • With lots of black just below the biceps, Serena brutally bludgeons Belinda Bencic.
  • Ivo eviscerates Horacio with a mind numbing 75 aces. I wish I was 6 ft 11….
  • Sebby has more than a small backhanded compliment for Stevie Johnson.
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 1-17

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NBA Update:

  • Defensive neglect continues unabated in Laker land. Is this just a case of lack of talent and skills, or is it also horrible coaching and a lack of focus and effort? Seems to be a little of both. On the other side of the ball, Mr. Jokic is definitely no joke. #Nuggets #Lakers
  • T-wolves stand tall in the first half, and then take a big fall. #Timberwolves #Spurs
  • More signs of life for Dallas; meanwhile, the Bulls need a serious grocery store run and some Hamburger Helper. #Mavericks #Bulls
  • Raptor artists do what they are famous for — climbing the charts on the back of weak sisters like the embarrassing Nets. #Nets #Raptors
  • The Beard puts up more absurdly good numbers but it can’t keep Rockets from crashing to earth due to a broken Heat shield. #Rockets #Heat
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Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday, January 16 Show …

Thanks to Eric the Well-read (who took time off from his busy social schedule), Frank Fleming (who opened the screen door to his submarine), Mark Caruso (who broke his date with the white widow) and Ben Sarinana (who said some very nice things about Big Ben) for a great show. And ChabDog is happy to report that Marc got both Sunday games wrong, while the rest of us were 2 for 2.

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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 1-16

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NHL Update:

  • Yes it was only an overtime loss, but make no mistake about it, there was no consoling the Caps after another brutal defeat at the Consol. Pittsburgh looks as deep as ever, winning a baseball type hockey game against their arch rivals. #Penguins #Capitals
  • Brooding Bruins don’t know where their next goal is coming from. #Bruins #Islanders
  • Stars are seeing stars after getting manhandled by the Sabres. Been a tough year for Jamie Benn and Co. #Sabres #Stars
  • Yes, they are a mediocre 19-19, but there’s no need for the Wings to panic,… after all they’ve got Vanek! #RedWings #Canadiens
  • Jets can’t find a way to ward off deadly attack from Ward and the Sharks. #Sharks #Jets
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