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Abe’s Super Bowl LVIII Pick
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Week 18: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be...
Week 17: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be...
Week 16: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be...
Week 15: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be functioning well based on the amount...
Week 14: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and...
Week 13: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I...
Week 12: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I...
Week 11: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I...
Week 10: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and very mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week...
Week 9: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4...
NASCAR Preview: XFINITY 500 @ Martinsville Speedway
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to XFINITY 500, the last race of the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Today, we find ourselves in a sold-out race at Martinsville Speedway in Ridgeway, Virginia. Below is the current layout of this short track and...
Week 8: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4...
NASCAR Preview: 4EVER 400 by MOBIL 1
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to Homestead Miami Speedway and the second of three races for the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Also, need to mention that we will be racing on the 1.5-mile oval vs the inside road course configuration. Lastly,...
Week 7: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Also,...
NASCAR Preview: South Point 400
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and the first race of the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Source: Las Vegas Motor Speedway Track Map - Bing images Qualifying is done for today's race, and I've posted the Top 10...
Week 6: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and drunken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Also, need to...
NASCAR Preview: Bank of America Roval 400
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to the Charlotte Motor Speedway...road course edition! Yes, today we find ourselves on a 17-turn road course with some really cool viewing areas and a pedestrian bridge I wouldn't mind finding myself on watching all the...
Abe’s Week 5 Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and drunken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Also, need to honorably mention...
NASCAR Preview: YellaWood 500 @ Talladega Superspeedway
Hello Chabdog Racing Fans! Once again we find ourselves at Talladega Superspeedway this season with the biggest difference being that we are in the playoffs! Below you'll find a track map to get a sense of how big this place is! I mean this place is HUUUUUUUGE, it...
Abe’s Week 4 Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies, and logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Also, need to honorably mention that you'll have a whopping 42.55% chance that you'll make any...
NASCAR Preview: Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 400
Yeeeeeeeeehaw! We find ourselves at the Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas this Sunday! Look at this place! It even has its own dedicated dirt track and "Lil' Texas Motor Speedway" track, proving once again, that everything just goes BIG in Texas. Source:...
Abe’s Week 3 Shitty NFL Picks (Against the Spread)
Another week More shitty picks! Welcome to another episode of watching me barely make .500 on my weekly NFL picks, "Against the Spread (ATS)". As you can see below, I'm in last place, but also in last place with the CEO of Chabdog...
Chabdog Racing Segment Fantasy Pick’em Game (exclusive game)
Prior to Chabdog Sports going full blog mode (literally a couple of weeks ago), and the show being trimmed down to an hour, I used to discuss on the show our previous NASCAR race, or upcoming NASCAR race, and our own Fantasy NASCAR Pick'em game that I came up with to...