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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 1-16

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NBA Update:

  • All the King’s men were dead men walking tonight at The Oracle. #Cavaliers #Warriors
  • Joel continues to fill up the goal for fired up Philly. #76ers #Bucks
  • Jazz clear more brush away and clear the passage to the top of the Northwest Division. #Jazz #Suns
  • Nuggets travel back to the high altitude of Denver and get another jolt from Jokic. #Magic #Nuggets
  • If this pathetic road work keeps up, the Trail Blazers should definitely change their names to the Trail Grazers … way too much standing around watching the opposing team run circles around them… #TrailBlazers #Wizards
  • Dennis the Menace Schroder makes quite a mess in the Square Garden. #Hawks #Knicks
  • Thomas torches the Hornets on a funeral pyre built by Horford. Celts roll to another victory. #Celtics #Hornets
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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 1-15

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NFL Update:

  • Today we saw the Packer sacking of Dallas, in broad daylight…. Aaron delivers Jerry’s head to the Cheeseheads… Braveheart style… in a basket…It was indeed a totally jarring end to an amazing game at AT&T for tens of thousands of Cowboy boosters, as stone cold Mason delivers the decisive boots, complimenting another incredible display by the big AA. Rodgers saves his best for last, against a silver and blue defense that was finally exposed as ordinary, at best. #Packers #Cowboys
  • Steelers saved by, of course, the Bell, and a bit more unexpectedly, by the Boswell. Considering its big advantage in time of possession and yardage, this two-point victory by the Black ‘N Gold is a bit mystifying. Much more will be needed in terms of red zone production if the Burgh is to have any chance in New England. Too much of Ben in the shotgun and not enough Le’Veon when they got near the end zone. The bottom line is that they’ll need better play calling to keep the Patriots’ superior defense off balance, and off of Big Ben’s neck. But this is a very satisfying win, nonetheless, in a place where few teams emerge victorious. As for the Chiefs, there is still no spark or creativity that can get them over the hump when pressure builds and first downs are necessary. Andy Reid had two weeks to prepare something, and this was what he came up with? Not very impressive… #Chiefs #Steelers
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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 1-14

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NFL Update:

  • Seattle comes out shooting way too many blanks against Arty’s army of fearsome Falcons. Each trip down the field for Russel was just a bit too much of a tussle, while Matty Ice’s gun was had ample ammo whenever Atlanta’a loaded launcher needed to be ignited. Yes, Seattle’s handsy, Tacoma hold’em defense really stank in the land of Blank. And our profuse apologies to Fulton County’s feathered friends for underestimating the staying power of their maligned defense; no, it’s not clear they have what it takes to sufficiently slow down Dallas or Green Bay, but congratulations on making it to the NFC Champtionship, where anything can happen (particularly if you get to host the game). #Seahawks #Falcons
  • Diminutive Dion has a truly ginormous night — wandering around for 3 TDs — and surprise, surprise, the Patriots hit the ginormous spread right on the freakin head. No this wasn’t very pretty, but if you are Patriots fan, who cares. This game serves clear notice that even on an off night, Tom Brady and New England are nearly unstoppable in the playoffs when well rested and on their home turf. #Patriots #Texans
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 1-13

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NBA Update:

  • Little lefty big man looms large once again for Boston…#Celtics #Hawks
  • Rodney is instilling a consistent message for Utah when it comes to defending home turf — not in our ‘Hood. #Jazz #Pistons
  • In terms of their carefree, reckless nature in caring for the basketball, the mistake-prone Kings play like ding-a-lings against the Cavs.
  • One night after their conquering of the Cavs, Portland’s magic powers vanish against the modest Magic. #Magic #TrailBlazers
  • OKC’s one man band can’t hit the high notes in timber country. #Thunder #Timberwolves
  • Nets lack the staying power to scrap with the Raptors. #Nets #Raptors
  • Philly may have a record nobody wants at 12-25, but their rookie Embiid is engendering much envy around the league. #Hornets #76ers
  • When Tony Allen goes for 22, you know the other team is getting out-hustled. Shame on Houston for falling asleep at the wheel at home in a winnable game. #Rockets #Grizzlies
  • Milwaukee walks all over the Heat in the paint. #Heat #Bucks
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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 1-12

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NFL Update:

  • Chargers follow the Clippers in becoming the latest refugees from San Diego to relocate in LA using a WAY LAME LOGO. Suddenly, Southern Cal is again becoming an NFL epicenter. #Chargers
  • Rams raid the Redskins’ cradle by scooping up virtual baby McVay as their new head coach. Quite a change from old, established Jeff Fisher, but does this move leave the team with enough leadership at the top to succeed going forward?
  • The soon-to-be “LA Chargers” hope they can charge up their offense with the hire of former Bills’ interim head coach Anthony Lynn. Lynn’s prior experience includes work as the offensive coordinator for Buffalo. The thought of bring a Rex Ryan type of offense to his new team is not exactly a cause for rejoicing. #Chargers #Bills
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 1-12

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NBA Update:

  • Warriors pistol whip the Pistons with a posse of point producers. #Warriors #Pistons
  • Cuban’s crew has as much fun South of the Border as Peckinpah’s Wild Bunch, to the tune of a 5-point win in Mexico City over reeling Phoenix. #Mavericks #Suns
  • Wrong place/wrong time for the lazy Lakers, who mostly watch with mouths agape as they raped for 134 points in San Antonio. #Spurs #Lakers
  • Jacked up Knicks recover from their egg-in-the-face, exasperating loss to the Sixers by wiping up the baloney Bulls, who jacked up a bunch of pointless 3-pointers (3-18). #Knicks #Bulls
  • Pelicans have no trouble chomping through the useless Nets, even without their biggest beak. #Pelicans #Nets
  • Denver travels to the land of Jack the Ripper and chokes the life out of the Pacers, riding a huge game from Jokic. #Pacers #Nuggets
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NCAA Football Bowl Update, Recap and Perspectives: 1-9

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NCAA Football Bowl Update:

  • Bama played things too close to the vest, and in the end tales of Tiger frailty at crunch time were emphatically laid to rest. The Tide showed their typical pride and grit, but lacked the killer instinct on offense, and could not deal with the athleticism of Watson and Miller. Congratulations to the ACC! #Tigers #CrimsonTide
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 1-8

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NBA Update:

  • Bucks suffer from deer in headlights look after excessively speedy Washington whizzes by. #Wizards #Bucks
  • Sixers reach double digits in wins, and we aren’t even halfway done with the season. Wow! #Sixers #Nets
  • Weird game for the Beard (triple double that includes turnovers) is just what the doctor ordered for the Rockets. #Rockets #Raptors
  • Detroit emerges from Pacific Northwest with a big win, largely attributable to papal edict, courtesy of Kentavious. #Pistons #TrailBlazers
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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 1-8

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NFL Update:

  • Aaron’s monumental lob to Cobb (plus a little pushback by the Pack) sets off a chain reaction that leads to a 25 point Giant apocalypse. Dallas lost twice to this less than distinguished bunch, so get ready to see Rodgers eat Jason and Jerry’s lunch. #Giants #Packers
  • Pittsburgh skewers the Dolphins with a sharp, pointed combo of AB and LB, and lets the bumbling mammals from Miami do the rest to dig their own graves. The end result is an 18 point victory that wasn’t as close as the score indicated. Steelers now turn their sights to the Chiefs, who hope next week doesn’t play out like the lopsided beating administered by the Burghers earlier in the year. #Steelers #Dolphins
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