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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 6-15 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Pivotal in pinning tonight’s win on Pivetta and loss on Sale was Ty’s tie-breaking double. #RedSox #Phillies
  • Hall and the Indians trample on Hill. #Indians #Dodgers
  • Chicago stuns Baltimore with a stiff shot of Davidson. #WhiteSox #Orioles
  • Harper’s homer catches the summer wind and has a second wind, much like a Daly tee shot, and the while the Mets look like they’ve had a run in with the bogeyman. #Mets #Nationals

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 6-14 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Marquez was on the mark, while Pittsburgh’s Kuhl was in need of HVAC maintenance.#Pirates #Rockies
  • Bogaerts and Betts help Bosox get the best of Philly yet again. #Phillies #RedSox
  • Royal redemption for KC against their 2014 World Series tormentors, the G-men. #Giants #Royals
  • Is this a Brave new world, or just a dead cat bounce for presumptuous Atlanta, which whitewashes Washington. #Nationals #Braves

Categories: MLB

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 6-13 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

Yes, 3-5 in the finals is nothing to sneeze at, but Jordan’s teams never forgot to give it the old college try on defense, and responsibility for that, rightly or wrongly, usually falls on the broad shoulders of the real coach. #Cavaliers

Categories: NBA

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 6-13 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Jaso chases Rockie reliever Ottavino, and in its an astonishingly rocky road through Pittsburgh for CO. #Pirates #Rockies
  • Sitting through this very painful loss must’ve been like giving birth to a pair of twins … as in live chainsaws… for Seattle’s skipper. #Twins #Mariners
  • What in god’s name has happened to Trevor the Terrible; another one blown by Rosenthal. #Cardinals #Brewers
  • Red Sox seem to intentionally prolong another extended session of picking off the low hanging fruit from the lowly Phillies. #RedSox #Phillies
  • Cubs all bubbly with glee after Citifield hitting spree, let by who else but Mr. Happ. #Cubs #Mets
  • Suddenly potent Cardinal attack drags Brewers back to the pack. #Cardinals #Brewers

Categories: MLB

Check out the sumptuous Chicken Teriyaki Plate at The Grindz @ 1601 …

ChabDog recently had the pleasure of dining for lunch at The Grindz @ 1601 in Hermosa Beach, CA.

My choice was the sumptuous Chicken Teriyaki Plate, which, as always, met and exceeded expectations.

This menu item comes with your choice of juicy breast or thigh covered in signature teriyaki sauce, served with plenty of rice, tasty mac salad and refreshing Ramen cabbage salad.

Check out this fine dining establishment, which is conveniently located in the Hermosa Pavilion building at 1601 Pacific Coast Highway in Hermosa Beach.

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 6-12 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Fein job by Casey finishes the Phillies at Fenway. #Phillies #RedSox
  • Mariners locked in to Cruz control run over helpless Twins. #Twins #Mariners
  • Pirates exhibit maximum pumpitude at home against previously high flying Rockies. #Pirates #Rockies
  • No relief in sight for the unsightly work being done by the Nationals’ relief corps. #Nationals #Braves

Categories: MLB

NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 6-11 (click for audio)

NHL Update:

  • Pittsburgh proves once again that Penguins, not Predators, are the most comfortable animals on ice. This year’s team had it all, speed, great tenacity on defense, excellent goaltending, and some amazing leadership, including of course the incredible Sidney Crosby. And they needed every bit of brilliance to navigate the gauntlet that was Washington, Ottawa and Nashville. One for the thumb now also refers to fingers holding a hockey stick. #Penguins #Predators

Categories: NHL

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 6-11 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Judge seems dead set on forming a new murderers row in the Bronx…
  • For whatever reason, Washington has again mistaken the powder puff Rangers for power Rangers. #Nationals #Rangers
  • Realizing they’ve fallen below .500, Cubs dial up a big win over Lyles. #Cubs #Rockies
  • Based on prior bad experiences, the Bucs had the key to opening up the scoreboard against Jeff Locke. #Pirates #Marlins
  • Reds and Iglesias can’t seem to wiggle out of a sticky situation in LA

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 6-10 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Red Sox look real bold against the Tigers and Saupold. #RedSox #Tigers
  • Tillman encounters major spillage along the Bronx River Parkway, as the Yanks aggravate Baltimore’s aching Achilles heel … its starting pitching. #Yankees #Orioles
  • Pirates break out the lasso with Jasso and extract a win at home against the meddlesome Marlins. #Pirates #Marlins
  • Under the radar Rays continue to cook up trouble for their competition, today donning their Brewer unis. #Rays #Athletics
  • Nearly shipwrecked Rangers fight back to sea level behind the hitting of Robinson Chirinos. #Rangers #Nationals

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 6-9 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Glasnow, the pitcher with the glass arm, gets shattered again. Giancarlo makes sure of that! #Marlins #Pirates
  • Cashner cashes in on the success of lucky Lucroy. #Nationals #Rangers
  • Cards conduct a futile attempt to recover their mojo by slipping by the feeble Phillies. #Phillies #Cardinals
  • Rock’em sock’em Rockies survive a rocky ninth, en route to another statement win. Time to take them seriously. #Rockies #Cubs

Categories: MLB

French Open 2017 Update: Men’s Semifinals (click post for audio)

French Open 2017 Update:

  • Burly, barrel chested Stan, who in an odd way seems like tennis’ answer to Sebby Janikowski, gives sour patch Andy a swift kick in the pants and is now the world’s last refuge against the scourge of red clay scourge, Nadal.
  •  Quirky Raffa mows down the up-and-coming Austrian in a very efficient straight setter.

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