Abe's Posts

Hey everyone and welcome to NFL Week 18 where I try to beat the spread every week, make a little money, or brag to my work besties that I simply pick winners cause our state doesn’t allow sports betting yet (fuck you California). At the moment, I'm leading everyone at...

Hey everyone and welcome to NFL Week 17 where I try to beat the spread every week, make a little money, or brag to my work besties that I simply pick winners cause our state doesn’t allow sports betting yet (fuck you California).  So take a look below…let me know in...

Hey everyone and welcome to NFL Week 16 where I try to beat the spread every week, make a little money, or brag to our work besties that we simply pick winners cause our state doesn’t allow sports betting yet (fuck you California).  So take a look below…let me know in...

Hey everyone and welcome to NFL Week 14 where we try to beat the spread, make a little money, or brag to our besties that we simply just pick winners cause our state doesn’t allow sports betting (fuck you California). Today I find myself on a flight to Newark, NJ from...

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!  I am currently writing this from a cruise ship currently approaching Dominica in the West Indies.  An amazing way to spend Thanksgiving away from the stress of absolutely everything.  I'm sure my entire family hates me right now for...

Hey everyone & welcome back to my kick-ass blog where I make 58% accurate picks Against The Spread (ATS) for free while proving that I'm a better choice than literally flipping a quarter (also tied for first amongst everyone at ChabDog Sports Talk)! Below is my...

Hey everyone & welcome back to my kick-ass blog where I make 50% + accurate picks Against The Spread (ATS)! Rolling into Week 11 with a 58% SZN winning percentage (ATS) and tied for first place among my co-hosts at ChabDog Sports (see below)! Results to the...

Hey everyone & welcome back to the start of the 3rd Quarter of the regular NFL SZN! Rolling into this bitch with a 58% winning percentage (ATS) and tied for first place among my co-hosts at ChabDog Sports! @chabdogsports Results to week 9: Player games pl...

HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON...LFGOOOOO NFL WEEK 9! As always, have to celly double-digit Ws last week going 10/16 (63%) which is always great when the goal is to have a SZN record greater than .500! Before considering my Week 9 Scrumdidilyumptious ATS Picks, here is my...

Welcome back everyone to NFL WEEK 8!  I would love to celebrate 11 picks right last week (Week 7) if it wasn't me losing two by half a point. Like Vegas, we'll have to settle with cashing in only 9/15 (60%) of my bets.  Before you consider my Week 8...

WALKING INTO WEEK 7 HAVING GOTTEN TEN PICKS RIGHT AGAINST THE SPREAD LAST WEEK!  Ok, CAPS may have been too much but anytime you can get double-digit wins against the spread I think there's nothing wrong with celebrating that! So lets look at my current picks...

Before I get into all the excitement of Week 6, let's talk about Week 5.  So yeah, like my gawdbrudder Frank Fleming from Barstool Sports, I was locked out of chabdog.com as technology told me to go fuck myself last week.  However, if you're following me on social...

NO NEED TO FEAR...WEEK 4 IS HERE, and boy have we seen an ass ton of upsets and injuries already go down in just 3 short weeks ! Like me, I assume everyone elses fantasy team is in a world of shit right...

Hey everyone, it's week 3 and off to the NFL races we go with the Patriots vs the Jets tonight (ATS: Patriots ML: Jets )!  As always, here are my scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a...

Hey everyone, it's week 2 and so happy to hauk tuah all over this NFL thang once again!!!!! As always, here are my scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may...

THANK FUCKING GAWD FOOTBALL IS BACK!  And with that, I will continue my annual 18-week tradition of giving you all my scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may...