Welcome back everyone to NFL WEEK 8! I would love to celebrate 11 picks right last week (Week 7) if it wasn't me losing two by half a point. Like Vegas, we'll have to settle with cashing in only 9/15 (60%) of my bets. Before you consider my Week 8...
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Week 7: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (ATS)
WALKING INTO WEEK 7 HAVING GOTTEN TEN PICKS RIGHT AGAINST THE SPREAD LAST WEEK! Ok, CAPS may have been too much but anytime you can get double-digit wins against the spread I think there's nothing wrong with celebrating that! So lets look at my current picks...
Week 6: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (ATS)
Before I get into all the excitement of Week 6, let's talk about Week 5. So yeah, like my gawdbrudder Frank Fleming from Barstool Sports, I was locked out of chabdog.com as technology told me to go fuck myself last week. However, if you're following me on social...
Week 4: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (ATS)
NO NEED TO FEAR...WEEK 4 IS HERE, and boy have we seen an ass ton of upsets and injuries already go down in just 3 short weeks ! Like me, I assume everyone elses fantasy team is in a world of shit right...
Week 3: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (ATS)
Hey everyone, it's week 3 and off to the NFL races we go with the Patriots vs the Jets tonight (ATS: Patriots ML: Jets )! As always, here are my scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a...
Week 2: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (ATS)
Hey everyone, it's week 2 and so happy to hauk tuah all over this NFL thang once again!!!!! As always, here are my scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may...
Week 1: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (ATS)
THANK FUCKING GAWD FOOTBALL IS BACK! And with that, I will continue my annual 18-week tradition of giving you all my scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may...
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Abe’s Super Bowl LVIII Pick
FUCK YOU JACKSON MAHOMES, FUCK YOU TRAVIS KELCE & FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS SAN FRANCISCO -2 & HERE'S MY BETTING SLIP (Courtesy of BetMGM Sports) | | [icon name="twitter"...
Week 18: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be...
Week 17: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be...
Week 16: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be...
Week 15: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be functioning well based on the amount...
Week 14: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and...
Week 13: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I...
Week 12: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I...
Week 11: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)
Hello everyone and welcome to another blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and a spidey-sense that may or may not be turned on based on the amount and quality of tacos I...
Week 10: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and very mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week...
Week 9: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4...
NASCAR Preview: XFINITY 500 @ Martinsville Speedway
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to XFINITY 500, the last race of the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Today, we find ourselves in a sold-out race at Martinsville Speedway in Ridgeway, Virginia. Below is the current layout of this short track and...
Week 8: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4...
NASCAR Preview: 4EVER 400 by MOBIL 1
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to Homestead Miami Speedway and the second of three races for the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Also, need to mention that we will be racing on the 1.5-mile oval vs the inside road course configuration. Lastly,...
Week 7: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Also,...
NASCAR Preview: South Point 400
Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and the first race of the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Source: Las Vegas Motor Speedway Track Map - Bing images Qualifying is done for today's race, and I've posted the Top 10...
Week 6: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)
Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and drunken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Also, need to...