but were afraid to ask... All you ever wanted to know about something almost as good as sex, ... a Steeler playoff berth (or is it birth)... the position for me that is the best is the one where we get a playoff climax, from a Steeler loss, accompanied by a Cougar, no...
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Semi-final blue plate specials … saturated with prime ingredients to satiate my coach potato cravings:
Michigan's code of decorum seemed to loosen up when Corum cruised home, leading to outright jubilation when Milroe's run into the line in OT fell harmlessly short. All signs appear to point to the Wolverines as the team of destiny. Yes, it's Purple Penix Jr....
REMOVE MASON NOW?
THAT WOULD BE WAIVING THE TERRIBLE TOWEL OF SURRENDER. OVER MY DEAD BODY!
ChabDog’s “Might as well kickoff the year with these beauts” Sports Rock Pool Picks — Week 18:
SATURDAY JANUARY 6, 2024: 1. 4:30 PM (EST) STEELERS @ RAVENS -- I'm going down this year and out of the funny money (in this particular affair), so I might as well go Steelers. Baltimore ain't playing for squat, so they just won't have the mojo they need. We beat'm...
ChabDog’s Second-To-Last Futile Attempt to beat the spread… Week 17 picks ag. the spread
Lions (Lions are just better, pure and simple), Patriots (Bills are still overrated), Ravens (Best team in the AFC ... by far), Texans (Titans are a titanic flop), Raiders (that defense will chew up and spit out Minchew), Panthers (Panthers are on the rise, Jags have...
My advice to the Steelers on making the playoffs:
Pray for the Raiders next week against Indy, pray for the Ravens next week against Miami, pray for Indy the following week against the Texans, ... and start drinking heavily.
On the first day of Christmas, the NFL gave to me:
-- The Ravens took apart the Niners today, exposing their "issues" with mobile quarterbacks. But the red alert on this group goes beyond that. Brock Purdy again showed us his inexperienced, unsteady side ... the side we had a glimpse of last year in the playoffs......
What happened to be under my Hanukkah Bush this past weekend
-- Just like Harry Christmas, Bailey Zappe is more than happy to totally redeem himself for a shining Christmas in Colorado. -- In the end, it was Masterful Mullens giving way to Nick The Pick, and determined Dan's Detroit clinched the Norris Division title...
Violent Saturday No. 2 — The Return of Henry Steeler
-- Thanks god, on behalf of all Steeler fans, for reminding us what a really good Henry Steeler game looks like. Speaking of looks, has anybody seen these two guys aka Henry Steeler in the same room. -- In the end, the Bills did what they had to do, and that was it....
On this week’s “Sixteen Candles or Sixteen IEDs: Week 16 NFL Preview Show” …
find out whether we blow out the competition or blow ourselves up in the chaotic uncertainty that is addressing and assessing the pro football spreads.... Can the Ravens surprise on the upside against the favored Forty Niners? Will the real Lions come out to play?...
Where has the greatness gone?
I am hearing and seeing lots of stories about team infighting, people saying this, people saying that. Used to be our team did less talking and more doing... on the field. This team's brand equity has taken a serious hit, and more damage can be done if we continue to...
It’s that time of the week, the time of the week for the Sports Rock pick’m pool —
In the words of Maggie from Caddyshack, "here goes nuttin": 1 TNF- SAINTS @ RAMS -- Aaron Donald must be licking his chops with Carr coming to town. GOING RAMS! JUST RAM IT, BABY!!! (Due Thurs Noon) Sat. Dec 23 (PacTime): 2 1:30PM- BENGALS @ STEELERS (Oh No- not Pitt...
No tush push to victory here…. on Monday Nitro more detours for the preyed upon birds of prey in green and gray
Hurts did a lot right in this game, and showed true grit in going out there and almost getting it done, but look who executed in the end and who got executed. Say what you want about Pete Carroll, but his players have his back and vice versa. Where have we seen this...
What we can remember on another violent Saturday in December:
Hey Denver, yo, where did your mojo go? The Lions made you look weak, worthless, and stuck in motion that is oh so slow. Steelers continue their slide into playoff irrelevance with a very unimpressive day at the office against the improving Colts. Once again,...
Stay tuned in for this week’s CDST “Taking a shine to Tommy Devito’s shine box?” Week 15 NFL Preview Show…
It's that extra good time of year, when Saturday goes from sleepy to intensely physical, if not violent, wetting our appetite for the intensity of super Sunday. We discuss it all on this week's CDST "Taking a shine to Tommy Devito's shine box?, NFL Week 15 Preview...
Thursday Night Special:
Chargers taken hostage in the Black Hole, and emerge with a car that might just be in Stick shift. That being said the driver is about to be changed. Mr. Spanos this is becoming ridiculous. The coach has completely lost his team.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM CHABDOG SPORTS
ChabDog’s Superbad Sports Rock Pool Picks for Week 15 …
First let me preface this by saying I don't have access to Phil Kissfan Dunn's one of a kind ranking system, including the ass and superass categories. All I know is the Steelers ARE Iowa. Here goes -- THUR. DEC 14: 1. TNF- CHARGERS @ RAIDERS -- Gotta go with the...
A Monday Nitro Full of Fantastic Finishes Fitting for Frank:
Quite a tribute given to the pride of MD, former star tight end/tough guy Frank Wycheck, by his Tennessee Ti-tans.... who'd have thunk, with a 14 point lead and under four minutes left, the sputtering Dolphins were not just going to win, THEY WERE COVERING... then it...
Tune in this Sunday at 9 am sharp for the CDST “Bay City Controllers: Week 14 NFL Preview Show. “….
Tune in this Sunday at 9 am sharp for the "Bay City Controllers: Week 14 NFL Preview Show. " ChabDog explains why this year, the Lombardi Trophy will return at long last to San Francisco. This year, the game should be played on SSSSaturday Night. Other points of...
Thursday Nite Fun-ball….
Another excruciating humuliation for the Steelers, who only witsh they had been this close. Tonight's victims of Belichick's handcuffs needed another 30 yards,... which seemed more like a mile. The defense did what it needed to do ... not its best work, but...
ChabDog’s Sports Rock Picks for Week 14 (Skynyrd style — If you ask me any questions, I’ll tell you these lies)
THU DEC 7: 1.TNF- PATRIOTS @ STEELERS - Ooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell. That was some rank stank from both of this Thursday night's offenses. Nonetheless, I've gotta believe Pittsburgh's defense does have ability to impose its will on Mack "Home alone on...
ChabDog’s Abridged History of the NFL– Sunday and Monday Week 13
"Nails" McPherson nailed a few more, and Browning was sizzling. If not for a somewhat miracle catch and a gadget play that blew a major gasket, this game would not have been this close. Shows you what an experienced back-up QB can do in one week to improve his...
ChabDog’s Pre-visioned history of pigskni, Week 13 —
ChabDog's Pre-visioned history of pigskni, Week 13 -- - The Chargers and the Rams win on the same day. You thought a lot of statues fell during the Summer of Love, but nothing will fall harder and faster than Joe Flack Jacket Flacco when Aaron Donald decides he wants...