Abe's Posts

Week 7: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)

Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and mistaken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Also,...

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NASCAR Preview: South Point 400

Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and the first race of the Round of 8 in the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs! Source: Las Vegas Motor Speedway Track Map - Bing images Qualifying is done for today's race, and I've posted the Top 10...

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Week 6: Abe’s Shitty NFL Picks (AST)

Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and drunken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Also, need to...

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NASCAR Preview: Bank of America Roval 400

Hello, Chabdog racing fans, and welcome to the Charlotte Motor Speedway...road course edition!  Yes, today we find ourselves on a 17-turn road course with some really cool viewing areas and a pedestrian bridge I wouldn't mind finding myself on watching all the...

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Abe’s Week 5 Shitty NFL Picks (AST)

Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift's game attendance, and drunken logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Also, need to honorably mention...

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Abe’s Week 4 Shitty NFL Picks (AST)

Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of me making shitty picks based on flawed science, numbies, and logic since my current record is: Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Also, need to honorably mention that you'll have a whopping 42.55% chance that you'll make any...

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NASCAR Preview: Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 400

Yeeeeeeeeehaw!  We find ourselves at the Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas this Sunday! Look at this place! It even has its own dedicated dirt track and "Lil' Texas Motor Speedway" track, proving once again, that everything just goes BIG in Texas.    Source:...

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NFL – Week 2 – Against The Spread Picks

Another week, another blog about my shitty NFL picks.  Especially since I went 6 & 16, but come on, the Chiefs taking an L, the Bills taking an L against the Zach Wilson Jets, and the Chargers taking an L to a hurt Dolphins team at home is nothing I could predict...

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Week 1 – NFL Picks – Against The Spread (ATS)

It's that special time of year again when Chabdog Sports goes all in on football and every person on our team must once again prove that they can go over .500 or lose their job here like Squid Games.  Of course, we don't actually do that because we're pretty chill...

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Week 1 – NFL Pick’ Em

NFL Week 1 is here so LFG! Currently have these picks up in our Chabdog Sports Pick'em Challenge and the great news is that you can join this free league too if you think my standard picks suck. So stop talking and start playing! Chabdog Sports Pick'em Challenge Link:...

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