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Aussie Open Update: (Men’s Finals) (click post for audio)

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Aussie Open Update:

  • As regards the magic elixir that Fed imbibes, all I can say is “I’ll have what he’s having”. Roger wavered a bit, but as usual, he was up to the challenge when it mattered most in a filthy good fifth set. As for Marin, he loses another major opportunity, and is closing in on age 30 … c’mon guy, you need to step up immediately… you’re an aging Croatian.

Aussie Open Update: (Women’s Finals) (click post for audio)

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Aussie Open Update:

  • Although yours’ truly was a doubter, we finally have a great Dane in tennis, as Wozniacki beats back the Bulgarian Si monster and claims her first major title. Her mental toughness was definitely the difference here, as Halep had the game to win this, but simply fell apart when it mattered most. Congratulations Caroline!
  • A logical result — if Serena or Serena’s sister couldn’t win it, it may as well be her best friend on tour….

Aussie Open Update (Quarters) (click for audio):

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Aussie Open Update:

  • No surprise as the Swiss Mister of tennis doesn’t miss that many in a straight set win over his whipping boy Berdych
  • Caroline looks fine against a hurting Mertens, but she’ll need to raise her game a few notches to hang with Halep, who conquers the always tough Kerber in three epic sets. Don’t look for any miracles in the finals … go with the little Si monster, Simona.

Aussie Open Update (Quarters) (click for audio):

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Aussie Open Update:

  • All eyes are now focused on his royal Thighness Hyeon Chung, who pounds Tennys Sandgren into submission, in three heavy duty rounds of ball striking.
  • Nadal needs plenty of icy-hot after his 5-set run in with Cilic.  Give Marin loads of credit; there aren’t too many guys out there who could have pulled this off. As is well documented, usually it’s Nadal’s opponents who get torn to shreds.
  • Keys gets keyed by a very determined and focused Kerber, and moves on to face the scampering Simona Halep. #Kerber #Keys

Aussie Open Update (Men’s Third Round) (click for audio):

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Aussie Open Update (Men’s Third Round):

  • Cilic really busts his butt to get by Carrena Busta
  • Djokovic regains form against Ramos-Vinolas
  • Gasquet never was blown away, but he also never really had a chance against Fed
  • Berdych can’t play much better than he did in dispatching del Potro
  • Hungry Fuscovics took Kicker out kicking and screaming.

 

Aussie Open Update (Men’s Third Round) (click for audio):

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Aussie Open Update:

  • Fognini was sauntering around like Mussolini, and ends the Cinderfella run of Benneteau
  • Thiematic statement crushes Mannarino in all manner of speaking
  • America has produced quite a wonderful Tennys player, who today made Maximilian one heck of a martyr
  • Dolgo’s double fisted attack short circuits against Schwartzman
  • Nadal makes Dzumhur look even dumber
  • Huge win for bad boy Nick Kyrgios, who beats back a fierce challenge from Joe-Willy
  • Marin makes the life of Ryan pretty miserable
  • Zverev was getting all the attention, but today Chung was king of the road, plowing through the #4 German seed 6-0 in the final and deciding set

Aussie Open Update (Men’s Second Round) (click for audio):

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Aussie Open Update:

  • Novak beats the searing heat, and there’s another major disappointment for Monfils;
  • While the state of American Men’s tennis isn’t so amazing, American Tennys certainly lookws wonderful in taking down a gimpy Wawrinka;
  • No way Struff had the right stuff to knock out Federer;
  • The big German Z-man puts Gojowczyk to sleep;
  • Things got a little too close for comfort for Dominic in his match with cuddly Denis Kudla;
  • Pink twinkletoed Benneteau was all aglow after his 4-set conquest of favored David Goffin;
  • Sad way for Sam Querrey to exit, after getting licked by Fucsovics.

Aussie Open Update (Men’s Second Round) (click for audio):

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Aussie Open Update:

  • It’s not just Nadal who’s sinking to pink Down Under….it’s everywhere from Fed, to Baby Fed, … to Benneteau’s toes
  • Nadal in pink pulls the plug to sink Leonardo in quite a Titanic victory
  • Damir “Ben” Dzumbur looks quite heroic against the Millman
  • Curious Kyrgios maintains his composure by jumping all over the chair ump (Keothavong gets the gong) and forcing speaker system closure
  • Tsonga shows he’s still in great shape, with a huge 5th set comeback that left Shapovdov’s mouth agape
  • McDonald wasn’t clowning around in going down in five to Dimitrov
  • Sousa gets Marinated
  • Results indicate the now dominant Giles in Men’s tennis hails from Luxembourg, not France
  • Ivo’s huge gun serves him well against Sugita
  • Delpo brings down the hatchet on Khachanov

 

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