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US Open Series Update:

• The long and the short of it is that Isner served his way to another title (Atlanta Open) … but the rest of his game still has a ton of holes. Up until now, that has always caught up with him at Majors, and this year should be no difference. But let’s also admit that his serving package is the most devastating weapon of its kind that we’ve ever seen. At 6 foot 10, the angles he gets are simply unfair.

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Wimbledon Update:

• History is made as Cilic is fed to Fed, the ultimate grass-eating lion. Given the amazing ease with which Roger moved through this tournament, it’s by no means out of the question that the Swiss master may have double-digit titles at the All-England Club before all is said and done.

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Wimbledon Update:

• It’s easy to win, when your ship’s come in, and you think you’ve got the market beat, now that the field is missing the shifty Spaniard with pants too tight in the seat. Ah, but don’t forget that waiting in the wings is a guy who is a lot younger, who should be a lot hungrier, and since he doesn’t have his beard cream, is really itching for a Wimby title. Go Marin!
• Fed says Bye Bye Berdy, which, sadly, means no more Queen Ester.
• It will take a true Muguruzian effort to put down this year’s sentimental favorite, the often sour-faced sister of Serena … and that is exactly what Garbine the winning machine can supply.

Wimbledon Update:

• Head scratching loss for Nadal, who had thought he was the most Major terrorist of them all; sorry Rafa, today Muller was your ruler.
• Paire blows another tire when he runs into the Scottish hangnail named Murray, and doesn’t have an adequate spare.
• Fed puts Baby Fed to bed, without much drama.
• Experience over curls, as Milos straightens out petulant, big boy Zverev.
• Marin makes marinara out of Agut.
• Tomas brings out his big gun to detonate Dominick.
• Mugsyrutha KO’s Kerber.
• Size doesn’t matter when half pint Halep is victor against Victoria.
• Vandeweghe pushes the persistent pusher Wozniacki out of the picture.

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Wimbledon Update:

• Djoker gobbles up Gulbis, and in the process forces a focus pill down the throat of Mr. Chair Umpire.
• Roger makes mincemeat out of Mischa.
• Querrey questions those who say an American man doesn’t belong in the 4th round.
• Thiem continues to play like a dream.
• Berdych takes out David Ferrer and his slingshot, turning the Spanish bulldog into a terrified terrier.
• Zverev goes off on Ofner.
• According to most experts, the wrong French Mannarino won today when Gael met Adrian.
• It may be impossible to build a more Wimbledon winning machine than the towering Raonic man.

Wimbledon Update:

• Muller continues his historic makeover.  Bruno would be proud.
• Nadal takes off his khakis, puts on his tight-fitting shorts, and puts Khackanov in a straight jacket.
• Anderson pummels Bemelmans.
• Nish loses the wishbone pull to yet another spunky Spaniard.
• Cilic forgets to shave, but still gives a tennis clinique to poor Steve Johnson.
• Paire his many more than a pair of aces in jousting with, and ousting, Jerzy Boy.

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Wimbledon Update:

• Coco can justifiably puff her chest out after an impressive win.
• Bacsinzky drives Kucova cuckoo.
• Kerber wins an intense Central European showdown with the Flipper.
• Great wins for Americans Rogers and Riske.
• Radwanska just wanted it more than Christina McHale.
• Wozniacki just won’t go away, in her quest for Major satisfaction.