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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 9-21-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Cardinals profit when Matt (the poor man’s Babe) Adams finds a little hole down the left field line. #Giants #Cardinals
  • DeGrom isn’t letting up in his campaign for the Cy; his ERA is now about equal to his weight, if you move the decimal to places to the right. #Mets #Nationals
  • Boston sicks its reserves on the Indians on the Tribe’s reservation. #RedSox #Indians
  • Brewers put the kibosh on Pittsburgh playoff pretentions. #Brewers #Pirates
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 9-20-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Undoubtedly, there’s nothing finer for the Bosox — outside of winning the World Series — than to clinch something in New York City. A big congratulations to Cora’s Corps, who coronate themselves as AL East Champs with 9 games to spare. Red Sox now to get some r & r. #RedSox #Yankees
  • Freddie the freak continues to feast at the plate, and the Braves devour what’s left of the Philly Cheesesteaks. #Phillies #Braves
  • Lots of monkeying around at the O.Co. as Semien was swinging productively from all sorts of angles. #Angels #Athletics
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 9-19-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Pirates continue their march to nowhere fast with the relatively slow, curvy stuff thrown by Chris Archer. #Royals #Pirates
  • Mariners continue to show relative mastery over the usually tough to corral Astros. #Mariners #Astros
  • Boston continues to bait the Bronx Bombers with another really soft performance; this is what happens when you get too comfortable with 2 as your magic number. #RedSox #Yankees

 

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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 9-18-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Resilient Redbirds reassert their positioning in the playoff pecking order with a big win in Atlanta. #Cardinals #Braves
  • Philly molests the Mets with a sexy sixth that features a big stick by Alfaro, and suddenly the Braves aren’t sticking their chests out so prominently. #Mets #Phillies
  • Buccos keep alive their impossible dream of winning out and snagging a wild card when Lavarnway shows them the way against the Royals. #Royals #Pirates
  • NYY’s of the mindset — not in our house — while a mystified Boston tells them, “just let go and all of this will be over”. Oh well, the executioner apparently took the day off in advance of Yom Kippur. #RedSox #Yankees
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 9-16-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • It’s down to 2, as Boston wills its way to victory in the rubber game of its week end series with NYM; lots of credit to the Mets, who made the hosts work every step of the way. #Mets #RedSox
  • Thanks to unusually good pitching, the Rockies still in position for a playoff pit stop. #Rockies #Giants
  • At long last, some redemption for the Reds. #Reds #Cubs
  • After all this effort, Pirate faithful just hope the young Bucs can buck recent history and finish above .500. That would be a nice reward for a season in which they’ve done more with less. #Pirates #Brewers
  • Rays don’t have a ray of hope to make the playoffs, but did their best today to do the Yankees a big favor (which unfortunately for NYY, was not accepted). #Athletics #Rays
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 9-15-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Yankees are limping into the playoffs with some very shaky pitching; CC gets sprayed by the Blue Jays. #BlueJays #Yankees
  • Another year and another occasion to pay homage to Cleveland’s excellent Central Division planning. #Indians #Tigers
  • Cubs and Lester wiggle out of another sticky situation at Wrigley; what else would you expect against the hopeless Reds. #Reds #Cubs
  • Puig’s clearly in a league of his own right now,… so why even pitch to him? Have the Cardinal pitchers throwing batting practice even thought about this? #Dodgers #Cardinals
  • Red Sox Holt and catch fire, when Brock shocks the Mets with a clutch double; Boston can now count its magic number on 1 hand. #Mets #RedSox
  • Ivan decides to even his record, even if it means making the Brewers stew. #Pirates #Brewers
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 9-14-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Mets look so relaxed and confident, now that there’s nothing left to really gain, while Red Sox attention to details starts to wane. #Mets #RedSox
  • AZ’s janitors really clean up in Houston. #Diamondbacks #Astros
  • Yasiel shows his zeal for clubbing the ball, while the Cards’ offense takes a much unneeded day off against Buehler. #Dodgers #Cardinals
  • Nationals’ malaise now even affecting Mad Max, as their somewhat horrendous year draws to a close.
  • Oakland keeps the heat on the Yankees when Khris makes another opposing pitcher cringe. #Athletics #Rays
  • Alterred state of affairs helps the Phillies recover a little bit of bravado. #Marlins #Phillies
  • Judge returns to help the Yankees serve out their second straight second place sentence. #BlueJays #Yankees
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 9-13-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Sweet revenge for the Doyyers, who dampen the usual euphoria at Busch. Time for a few more Budweisers. #Dodgers #Cardinals
  • A’s go down hard at Camden Yards, and it may be time to focus on winning home field for the duel of AL wild cards. #Athletics #Orioles
  • Cubbies win another squeaker and inch closer to a divisional title, winning tonight with a meek bunt single by Baez. #Cubs #Nationals
  • With this talented bunch of hitters and a little bit of pitching, things to do in Denver this October may include going to a baseball game. #Diamondbacks #Rockies
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 9-12-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Padres continue their mission of ensuring the Mariners never see the post-season. #Padres #Mariners
  • Indian bats put to sleep today by Snelling salts. #Indians #Rays
  • If the Cubs aren’t careful, they may find themselves on the outside looking in when the playoffs begin; tonight was another muff against tenacious Milwaukee. #Brewers #Cubs
  • In Boston, they’re praying this year there’s a happier ending than the finish in ’46 when Pesky held the ball. #RedSox #BlueJays
  • Pirates take pride in being a bit of a thorn in the Cardinals’ side. #Pirates #Cardinals
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 9-11-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Finally, we’re at 100%, not 99.99… what a relief…#RedSox #BlueJays
  • Quintana throws the Cubbies a life line, keeping them from sinking into second place quicksand. #Brewers #Cubs
  • Pirates find out that Redbirds are a lot harder to push around than the Reds. #Pirates #Cardinals
  • Astros push aside the pussycats. #Astros #Tigers
  • With their sputtering offense, there’s not much solace the Dodgers can take in their current position, just a smidge out of first. #Dodgers #Reds
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 9-7-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Houston comes back to Boston and strangles the Red Sox, just like they did last October. #Astros #RedSox
  • He may only be hitting .245, but with these power nos. (25 hr, 86 rbis) Hoskins is still a hot shot. #Phillies #Mets
  • Are the Cards tiring, or just nesting? #Cardinals #Tigers
  • PIrates hit the Marlins with a winning blow from Luplow; someone forget to tell these guys that they’re out of it … aren’t they?
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 9-6-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Cubs pull yet another victory out of their hairy arses falling back on what else, Bote memory. #Cubs #Nationals
  • Mejia leads a violent Padre jihad against who else, the Reds. #Padres #Reds
  • Wake all of us up when the Indians clinch the AL Comedy Central; if only this season Indian dominance interesting enough to laugh at…#Indians #BlueJays
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 9-5-18 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Brandon saves Boston; how appropriate. #RedSox #Braves
  • Cubbies finally put their paws down, stomping out Brewer thoughts of breathing down their necks with that bad breath. #Cubs #Brewers
  • Mets go to smell-A and end up being real spoilers. #Dodgers #Mets
  • Buccos get the sweep, while Homer goes down once again … this time on the road. #Reds #Pirates
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 9-4-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:
  • How ironic that it’s Cain, who’s making the Brewers buy in to the notion that they’re truly able. #Cubs #Brewers
  • Pearce was something fierce at the plate for the Red Sox, who thoroughly enjoy sticking it to Atlanta for the second night in a row. #RedSox #Braves
  • Pirates are once again grateful they can always count on working out their frustrations on suffering Cincy. #Reds #Pirates
  • Looks like the Cardinals found the gap in the Nationals’ starting rotation — it’s actually more like a gaping hole. #Cardinals #Nationals

 

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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 9-3-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:
  • You can’t blame the Pirates’ sketchy season on Trevor Williams, who continue to dazzle, with another sparkling start … today against the last place Reds. #Pirates #Reds
  • Rockies scale the Giants; the story of tonight’s game was some tremendous hitting by Trevor. #Giants #Rockies
  • Hey Bud, this loss was for you! Budweiser boys fall in extras when Harper has the last word. #Cardinals #Nationals
  • Brewers continue to close on the somewhat edgy Cubs. #Cubs #Brewers
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