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• Aghast Argentines are feeling very apoplectic after getting socked into Anaphylactic shock by monkey boys Rebic, Modric and his half-brother Rakitic (what about Ruprecht?).
• The Aussies come back from way down under to grab a point, when Poulsen is caught on video playing deliberate handball, and then Jedinak jacks one under the watch of Kasper, the schlemiel.
• France just manages to dance itself past a pesky Peru, and hasn’t lost to a South American opponent in the Cup Finals since the days of disco.

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World Cupdate 2018:

• Surprise, surprise, surprise, … a proud European team falls to Senegal after two big boners, including an ominous own goal, followed by Niang’s stealth steal coming out of the injury box and goalie Krych’s being caught with his pants down, a situation that surely left Polish fan cry, cry, crying.
• There you go Comrade! Another 3-goal, homefield horse whipping by the Ruskies, this time against enemies from Egypt. #Russia ##Egypt
• Sanchez gets the dreaded red card boot after being caught playing illicit handball, and the nation whose flag has the big the red dot makes the most of the extra man opportunity.

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World Cupdate 2018:

• Was Speedy Gonzales out there playing for Mexico? Not exactly, but Germany looked a step slower and is getting a bit long in the tooth. The result is an enormous upset and the tequila is flowing South of the Border.
• The Brazilian hot shots had plenty of chances, but couldn’t seal the deal against a Swiss army that simply wouldn’t give in. Poor Neymar spent much of the game either sprawled on the grass or crying to the refs for cards to be dealt. Yes, the favorites dominated time of possession and got a point, but this performance was nothing to beat your chest about if you’re a rooter from Rio.
• Serbian swerves a sweet one above the free kick wall and just out of reach of the Costa Rican keeper, and it’s congratulations to Kolarov!

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World Cupdate 2018:

• Ronaldo and his pals from Portugal are pretty excited about kissing their sisters in much ballyhooed confrontation with big brother Spain.
• Moroccan caught knockin the ball the wrong way with his noggin against irrepressible Iran.
• Uruguay finds a way in the waning minutes, winning by a head… Egypt’s offense goes on strike without Salah.

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…. when you have to call Trinidad your daddy … US finds itself outside/looking in for the 2018 World Cup.

Two really Griezy goals allow France to ease by Germany, and sets up what should be an entertaining Euro 2016 final against Ronaldo McSoccer and Co.

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• Poles seemed to keep track of Ronaldo, but lost sight of Ricardo and Renato .. and that was a real no-no.

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At the Copa:

• The baby blue from Argentina are definitely having trouble coping with the latest let down at the Copa. Messi may well be the most talented player alive, but if he can’t come through in the big moments, he can’t really carry the mantle of soccer’s best. Congratulations again to the champions from Chile.

In Europa:

• Poles vault into the next round when Swiss miss too many penalty kicks.
• Hazardous duty for Hungary trying to contain Captain Eden and the talented, highly regarded Belgians.
• Like clockwork, the Germans make the goals arrive on time and stick it to Slovakia. Get ready for their next opponent to be drawn and quartered in the Euro 2016 round of 8….
• Vive La France … but the French need to play better if they intend to have a chance again big bad Germany.
• Irish eyes were not similing after this whale of an own goal sends Wales into the net round.
• He may not have done the damage himself, but give Ronaldo credit for setting up Quaresma for the blast that propelled Portugal into the Quarters.