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You know things are going badly, …


…. when you have to call Trinidad your daddy … US finds itself outside/looking in for the 2018 World Cup.

Euro 2016 update: Quarters set as England implodes and Spain takes a siesta …

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Euro 2016 update:

  • Italy does what it has to do, and based on historical precedent has reason to believe it can get by Germany in the Quarters (4-0-4 against them in major tournaments); however, history does not always repeat itself.
  • A titanic disaster for the utterly flabbergasted English, who crash and burn against the hard-nosed competitive edge of the iceberg known as Iceland. This Euro 2016 exit is almost as bad as for the bitter Brits as Brexit.

Copa and Europa Update: Saturday, June 26

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At the Copa:

  • The baby blue from Argentina are definitely having trouble coping with the latest let down at the Copa. Messi may well be the most talented player alive, but if he can’t come through in the big moments, he can’t really carry the mantle of soccer’s best. Congratulations again to the champions from Chile.

In Europa:

  • Poles vault into the next round when Swiss miss too many penalty kicks.
  • Hazardous duty for Hungary trying to contain Captain Eden and the talented, highly regarded Belgians.
  • Like clockwork, the Germans make the goals arrive on time and stick it to Slovakia. Get ready for their next opponent to be drawn and quartered in the Euro 2016 round of 8….
  • Vive La France … but the French need to play better if they intend to have a chance again big bad Germany.
  • Irish eyes were not similing after this whale of an own goal sends Wales into the net round.
  • He may not have done the damage himself, but give Ronaldo credit for setting up Quaresma for the blast that propelled Portugal into the Quarters.


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