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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 12-15-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Give the Sixers credit for not backing down, but Thunder have the last laugh when they crack back in OT. #Sixers #Thunder
  • Houston handles San Antonio with starling ease, as its starters completely dominate and control Pop’s posse. In the process, Chris Paul wheels, deals and steals toward a truly historic night. #Spurs #Rockets
  • Pistons and Pacers continue to pose as Eastern Conference powers, and perhaps they are … but does it really matter? #Pistons #Pacers
  • Other than D. Jordan, the current Clippers are hardly recognizable, as is their ratty regular season record. #Clippers Wizards
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 12-14-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Lakers have Big Baller genes, but are in no way qualified to hold the jock of Cleveland’s Big King, who stands clearly taller. #Lakers #Cavaliers
  • Right from the start, the Knicks got the upper hand in Gotham City. #Knicks #Nets
  • On Jewish Heritage Night at the Oracle, GSW’s gift to Dallas — Harrison Barnes — turns in a real barnburner of a performance (6-18, -19). #Warriors #Mavericks
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 12-13-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Russell’s triple double was nothing to write home about (3-14) and OKC’s Big Three went a sickly 10-45, but thanks to Steven Adams, the Thunder still won by 5. #Thunder #Pacers
  • Clippers wait until the first quarter is over before taking advantage of another weak sister from the Southleast. #Magic #Clippers
  • Cousins, Davis and a confident E’Twaun Moore was way more than young Milwaukee could handle. #Bucks #Pelicans
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 12-12-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Spurs are clearly taking baby steps in releasing Kawhi from the high chair; that approach didn’t serve them well tonight in Dallas. #Mavericks #Spurs
  • Like the first critic in Mel Brooks’ History of the World, Part 1, Detroit Piston detractors were definitely pissing all over this disgusting box score…. for the love of god! #Nuggets #Pistons
  • Embiid returns at full speed for the appreciative Sixers, who work Wiggins and his Wolves until they bleed. #Sixers #Timberwolves
  • Ball was somewhat on the ball, but Knicks prevail when Porzingis really brings it, and Beasley wasn’t too measly either. #Lakers #Knicks
  • Time to send the Hawks to the local taxidermist…. frustration is certainly mounting in Atlanta. #Hawks #Cavaliers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 12-8-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • It had to happen sometime … Bulls finally pass the testosterone test, but how about the fact that it’s due to a guy named Lauri. #Bulls #Hornets
  • Celts aren’t celebrating in San Antonio when Manu manufactures another buzzer beating, mini miracle. #Celtics #Spurs
  • Warlike Warriors find their way home, without the help of Curry and to the chagrin of pistol packing gang of Pistons. #Pistons #Warriors
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 12-7-17 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Mexico is considering charging a special import tax the next time the NBA brings this kind of weak #$%#$% into its country. OKC shoots an awful 38%, including ridiculously bad 10-27 and 5-20 shooting from Westbrook and Melo, and only loses by 5 to the uninspiring Nets. This is supposed to get people excited about basketball South of the Border? And ESPN has the gall to suggest this was a “strong performance” from Russell. Really? #Thunder #Nets
  • Lakers have a ball on the road, for once, when Lonzo’s sweet assist brings LaVar sweet redemption in his VIP (very impertinent person) suite. #Lakers #Sixers
  • Apparently the Suns look a lot worse without Booker than do the Wizards without Wall. #Wizards #Suns
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 12-5-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Bradley badly burns the Blazers … applying a healthy dose of napalm to the trail ending in Portland. #Wizards #TrailBlazers
  • Old look Westbrook is all the Thunder need to muffle the Jazz. #Jazz #Thunder
  • Raptors rape the Suns, but is this team any better than the bunch that got crunched by the Cavs? Where’s the beef inside? #Suns #Raptors
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 12-4-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Surefooted Warriors recover from Steph’s misstep to overwhelm Pelicans, who were blown out of the water when … can you believe it … Cousins got baited and was given the hook. #Warriors #Pelicans
  • Creaky Tyreek helps the grizzled Grizzlies sneak by the T-wolves in a game that should’ve been played in Yellowstone National. #Timberwolves #Grizzlies
  • Giant night for Giannis, can’t drag down the Celtics who hit a new high with Your Latest Highness Kyree and hop-along-for-the-ride Horford. #Celtics #Bucks
  • No surprise here as the nicked up Knicks can’t keep pace with the Pacers. #Knicks #Pacers
  • You’ll have to do more than walk to keep up with silky smooth Kemba Walker…. #Hornets #Magic
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 12-2-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Barea barrels for 21 and 10, against a Clippers team, whose fortunes continue to dip. #Clippers #Mavericks
  • Embiid rubs Drummond’s nose in it, stoking an already incensed fire with a red hot poker. Yes, he looked good tonight, but can he keep this up for the long haul. #Pistons #Sixers
  • Celts have no problem finding the necessary shade in the TD Garden to blot out the Suns. #Suns #Celtics
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 12-1-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Thunder finally hold serve, but this tough defeat didn’t exactly break the will of the upstart T-wolves. #Timberwolves #Thunder
  • Mitchell makes history for himself, while AD’s injury could grind progress to an abrupt halt in NO. #Pelicans #Jazz
  • Another excruciating loss for the embattled Bulls, whose record is now worse than that of the Italian Navy. #Bulls #Kings
  • Pacers get left behind in a poorly played 2nd quarter, when Raptors decide to live in the paint. #Pacers #Raptors
  • Wiz stop the bleeding when Markieff provides some much needed relief on the inside, and forward Satoransky didn’t just sit on the bench. #Wizards #Pistons
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 11-29-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Muddling Blazers are no match for Middleton and the unbreakable Bucks. #Bucks #TrailBlazers
  • Another drive-by killing spree for Kyree, who penetrated the lane at will tonight against the Sixers. #76ers #Celtics
  • At a somewhat shocking 4-17, if the Hawks were a stock, they’d almost certainly be delisted. #Cavaliers #Hawks
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 11-29-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Lakers show loads of O in close shave loss to GSW, but again, it’s time to dump Lonzo as starting point guard, and let Clarkson lead the expedition. #Lakers #Warriors
  • Yes Marc didn’t have much help, but tonight there was no doubt about it … Aldridge had it all over Gasol. #Grizzlies #Spurs
  • Wolves devour Pellies after Davis excuses himself from the festivities with a couple of fatal, fiery outbursts. #Timberwolves #Pelicans
  • After a slow start, the Rockets chase down the Pacers, using the usual scorecard stuffing from the Beard and a very productive stint from Clint (22 & 13). #Rockets #Pacers
  • Toronto happily accepts the Charlotte challenge, however shortlived, not to mention shorthanded, it is. #Hornets #Raptors
  • It’s been quite a while since the Knicks could observe that “Kanter can’t be stopped”, so tonight’s developments were a welcome surprise in MGS; however, the team is now on pins and needles, hope that Kistaps ankle woes are just a sprain, and not a snap. #Heat #Knicks
  • Mr. November, Reggie Jackson, continues to stir things up real nice for Detroit. #Suns #Pistons
  • Simmons’ utter domination on the inside puts to wrest rumblings that the Sixers aren’t for real, and as for Washington, they had better find some weapons to brandish beyond Wall and Beal. #Wizards #Sixers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 11-28-17 (click post for audio)

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NBA Update:

  • Whiny LeBron gets tossed, but that isn’t enough to prop up the stale Heat. Come to think of it all, what stinks the most is the King’s never-ending bellyaching about the rough treatment he gets when he goes inside … good god man, you were recently heard complaining that too many fouls were being called in college basketball … and now this?  #Heat #Cavaliers
  • Bulls try valiantly, but can’t worm their way into the picture against the sizzling Suns. The loosers aren’t fat, drunk and stupid, but they are 3-16 and with no prospects to speak of, that’s no way to go through life. #Bulls #Suns
  • Averaging about 17 pts and 7 boards, SF Porter the palindrome is really picking up the slack for the Washington Wizards, and tonight’s outburst in the 3rd quarter was case in point. Atta way to go Otto. #Wizards #Timberwolves
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