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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 7-1 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Good move by the Cavs to try and dump that bummer Shumpert contract (about $10.5 mil per year) on someone else. #Cavaliers
  • For this lofty price tag, journeyman Joe Ingles can buy a lot more than a little house on the banks of the Great Salt Lake. #Jazz
  • A very bad team signs a very very very bad contract….. how on earth did they decide JJ was worth this much per year? #Sixers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 6-28 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • What say Irsay about the seedy stuff found on his Twitter feed?
  • You can just hear Jackson Browne singing “Say a prayer, for the Pretender” in the background. Can Paul provide suitable insurance against the annual playoff meltdown in humid Houston? Don’t bet on that proposition.
  • It was a forgone conclusion that this would happen — NY has officially had its fill of Fargo Phil; why should it be different for Mr. Triangle than it is for everyone else … when it come to career advancement the Knick destination is the NBA’s answer to the Bermuda Triangle.
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 6-22 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Perspectives on the 2017 10 ten picks:
    1. Hard not to find Fultz with the Sixers’ pick.
    2. LA thinks it was really on the Ball, taking Lonzo at No. 2.
    3. Methinks this J. Tatum will be better received in New England than the one that stung Stingley in the late 70’s.
    4. Jumping Josh Jackson will probably not keep the Phoenix fans from waiting for the Suns’re-emergergence as a power in the Western world.
    5. Kings may have walked off with the real gem of this draft, finding Fox available at No.5.
    6. Magic Club really helped spruce up its act with Isaac.
    7. Look for Markkanen to make his mark in Chicago.
    8. Knicks find a European friend for not-so-poor, but lonely Porzingis.
    9. Dennis to Dallas.
    10. Somebody give skinny Zach Collins $20 so he can gain some weight. He needs to be more portly in Portland.
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 6-13 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

Yes, 3-5 in the finals is nothing to sneeze at, but Jordan’s teams never forgot to give it the old college try on defense, and responsibility for that, rightly or wrongly, usually falls on the broad shoulders of the real coach. #Cavaliers

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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 6-4

NBA Update:

  • The National Beard Association has nowhere to run for cover from a full facial hair Warrior team that is literally on fire. 20 turnovers … who cares. They still shoot lights out from 3 pt land with virtual impunity (not to mention over 50% overall), and a triple double from the King was completely inconsequential. Looks like GSW is about to go Presidential, … as in a visit to Trump hotel. Maybe beards and their various variations should be put back in place in clean-shaven DC, just as had been the rage in DC since the days of Lincoln, Grant, and the immortal Rutherford B. Hays.#Cavaliers #Warriors
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 5-26

NBA Update:

  • One thing’s for sure — as well paid as he is, Kanter can’t afford to take the Midnight Express anytime soon.
  • Durant makes a great point. He’s a cover nightmare for every team but the bigger point is that the problem in the NBA isn’t parity, it’s relative mediocrity, run amok.
  • He’s no spring chicken, but Paul might put the snap, crackle and pop back in Pop’s attack.
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