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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 10-18-17 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Boston beats its chest in its home opener against the Bucks, but they find that bravado only gets you so far against a team of seasoned professionals like the Bucks. And 7-25 shooting by the new big man on campus didn’t help much either. #Bucks #Celtics
  • By George, how did those Pacers score 140 when they were missing Paul? Oh yeah, when you’re playing the Nets, it’s as good as it gets. #Nets #Pacers
  • Wizards seem a tad off kilter and couldn’t cover Covington, but made enough big plays to affix a loss on the record of the Sixers. #76ers #Wizards
  • Harris-led Pistons hammer the Hornets at Little Caesars, which seemed as luxurious as the one at Auburn Hills. #Hornets #Pistons


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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 8-22 (click post for audio)


NBA Update:

  • Celtics take a step backwards and flatten the playing field by picking up Irving. Given the chemistry they already had, acquiring this part time prima donna could possibly blow up the laboratory … but for a management team that has gotten drunk on its own success, maybe this is a no-brainer. We shall see how things go with Kyrie. #Celtics #Cavaliers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 7-1 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Good move by the Cavs to try and dump that bummer Shumpert contract (about $10.5 mil per year) on someone else. #Cavaliers
  • For this lofty price tag, journeyman Joe Ingles can buy a lot more than a little house on the banks of the Great Salt Lake. #Jazz
  • A very bad team signs a very very very bad contract….. how on earth did they decide JJ was worth this much per year? #Sixers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 6-28 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • What say Irsay about the seedy stuff found on his Twitter feed?
  • You can just hear Jackson Browne singing “Say a prayer, for the Pretender” in the background. Can Paul provide suitable insurance against the annual playoff meltdown in humid Houston? Don’t bet on that proposition.
  • It was a forgone conclusion that this would happen — NY has officially had its fill of Fargo Phil; why should it be different for Mr. Triangle than it is for everyone else … when it come to career advancement the Knick destination is the NBA’s answer to the Bermuda Triangle.
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 6-22 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Perspectives on the 2017 10 ten picks:
    1. Hard not to find Fultz with the Sixers’ pick.
    2. LA thinks it was really on the Ball, taking Lonzo at No. 2.
    3. Methinks this J. Tatum will be better received in New England than the one that stung Stingley in the late 70’s.
    4. Jumping Josh Jackson will probably not keep the Phoenix fans from waiting for the Suns’re-emergergence as a power in the Western world.
    5. Kings may have walked off with the real gem of this draft, finding Fox available at No.5.
    6. Magic Club really helped spruce up its act with Isaac.
    7. Look for Markkanen to make his mark in Chicago.
    8. Knicks find a European friend for not-so-poor, but lonely Porzingis.
    9. Dennis to Dallas.
    10. Somebody give skinny Zach Collins $20 so he can gain some weight. He needs to be more portly in Portland.
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 6-13 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

Yes, 3-5 in the finals is nothing to sneeze at, but Jordan’s teams never forgot to give it the old college try on defense, and responsibility for that, rightly or wrongly, usually falls on the broad shoulders of the real coach. #Cavaliers

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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 6-4

NBA Update:

  • The National Beard Association has nowhere to run for cover from a full facial hair Warrior team that is literally on fire. 20 turnovers … who cares. They still shoot lights out from 3 pt land with virtual impunity (not to mention over 50% overall), and a triple double from the King was completely inconsequential. Looks like GSW is about to go Presidential, … as in a visit to Trump hotel. Maybe beards and their various variations should be put back in place in clean-shaven DC, just as had been the rage in DC since the days of Lincoln, Grant, and the immortal Rutherford B. Hays.#Cavaliers #Warriors
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