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ChabDog’s NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives — January 28:

Chin up, guys: You can’t taste the savory flavor of your fish, but your chick sure is cute.


ChabDog’s NHL Update:

  • This is what you get when you take your eyes off the puck,… my penalty for not paying attention to the start of the 2021 NHL Season, or is it the 2020-21 NHL Season. There appears to have been some sort of re-shuffling of the divisions and the conferences seem different in composition. Feel free to explain the situation to me .. or is this just some sick mind game being played by ESPN?
  • The Bruins are back and look fresh as ever. Pittsburgh came into the TD and laid a giant egg, which tended to ruffle their collective feathers. #Penguins #Bruins
  • Flyboys do what flyboys are wont to do … stick it to the Devils. #Flyers #Devils
  • Adorable Panthers get matadored to death by the Blue Jackets. #Panthers #BlueJackets
  • Assuming he has a sister, the Wild Jonas brother was the game’s major facilitator in today’s slap-down of the brooding Kings. #Kings #Wild
  • Sharks made to regret they ever left the pool when they get buried by the Avalanche. #Sharks #Avalance
  • VAN is spotted somehow moving up the standing … for no apparent reason other than they took a bunch of smarmy Senators for a ride.
  • Matthews’ power play pleaser means no more play tonight with Draisaitl. #Oilers #MapleLeafs
Categories: NHL

On the Lashana Tovah CDST Show (Part 1): (click twice for too buku)

On the Lashana Tovah CDST Show (Part 1):
— Reflections on the High Holy days
— It was 1973 … the year of the Yom Kippur War
— Hindsight is 2020 … but when they look back on this mess they will still be incredulous
— Ok, let’s all be quiet and Notre Dame enjoy its cupcake in South Florida … and too bad one won’t be In The Navy this year
— Anybody notice that nobody’s clambering for the return of the Pac 16….imagine that
— Frank introduces us to the song that was the Russian National Anthem before the Russian National Anthem (“Give up all your possessions…”)
— Why Presidents like to exercise their powers to the bitter end of their terms
— ChabDog’s stream of consciousness summation of yesterday’s CFAA action, including Miami taking down Louisville, NC St. surviving a Wake (barely), and a very sluggish OK State.
— Since when did Jimmy Johnson cultivate the Martha Ford look. Has me thinking about Thanksgiving and those gizzard necks.
— Darn if those hopeless Browns take little initiate to stop the deadly backdoor cover.
— Tank is the center of attention of Barstool Pro Football Show, and gets squeezes out of a sticky situation with Prime Time. (“There’s no way he can get in the chair. No way.”)
— Stevie Wonder meets the Angry Mets Fan in a weird rendition of “Back-door Cover”
— Some us just refuse to believe that the winner of this year’s Cup is written in the Stars.
— Putting $10 on it is just not that taxing.
— Mike Francesca … the original mush
— Fleming’s true confessions — a very reliable NBA reverse barometer… picking the Pacers to beat the Heat (anytime), picking the Bucks and the Heat at exactly the wrong times, and getting the winners of the Celtics/Raptors and Celtics/Heat almost completely mixed up. Frank, please, bet on the Lakers
— If you ask me, Tyler’s no hero.
— King James rules the entire ESPN Fun Zone… na na na .. na na na
— An abridged history of 3-1 playoff comebacks … 2 times in the same playoffs
— A cheerful reminder about who single-Camdedly outscored the Dolphins
— One great rant begets another … and we turn to This is 40.
— “That is not how we talk to each other in this house.” “I hate everything.”
— The perils of having a real open-door policy
— Telling your boss where to go and how to get there is definitely a bad strategy for keeping a job
— Guess who’s burning the oil with Frankie Midnight… Neon Deon
— Is Miami a level jumper? Buffalo had better beware.
— Why Rod Rust was such a bust … as a head coach.
— Understanding what parts of former Jags are sprinkled generously around the rest of the league
— Time for the referee to intervene and enforce a modicum of airtime ethics
— The final Confrontation between NY Metro Area and Saugus/Springfield
— “You’re rude, crude and lewd.” Who said that?
— “Texas outright winners over the Ravens?” Did I hear that right?


ChabDog’s NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives (Playoffs, Round 2) — September 4:

ChabDog’s NHL Update:

  • Give that man Kivaranta a Fanta. Fantastic hat trick puts Stars into the Western Conference Final and in need of a new sparring partner. Tough break for the Avs, who played some excellent hockey in their own right, but never seemed to get the action in their own end under control in any meaningful way. #Avalanche #Stars
  • It took forever, but the Knights finally lit that net pilot light up enough to tip toe for good past Demko. #Canucks #GoldenKnights
Categories: NHL

ChabDog’s NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives (Playoffs, Round 2) — September 1:

ChabDog’s NHL Update:

  • All hail Thatcher the puck catcher. Canucks don’t cooperate by going quietly, and force a 6th game on the noticeably temperamental and possibly fragile Golden Knghts. #Canucks #GoldenKnight
  • Philly finally figures out how to fill up the goal, courtesy of Dutch master van Riemsdyk and a French connection by hard shooting Claude Giroux. #Flyers #Islanders
Categories: NHL

ChabDog’s NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives (Playoffs, Round 2) — August 30:

ChabDog’s NHL Update:

  • Startled Avs bend to the will of Benn’s Stars and are on the verge of melting away.
    #Stars #Avalanche
  • Upstart Isles on the verge of gaining their Philadelphia freedom. This is making quite a hit in Longiland. #Flyers #Islanders
  • Van had better man up,… because they’re down 2 with 3 to go (at best). #Canucks #GoldenKnights
Categories: NHL

ChabDog’s NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives (Playoffs, Round 2) — August 26:

ChabDog’s NHL Update:

  • Avs flirt with disaster, blowing a 3-1 3rd period advantage, before catching their breath for a furious final rush that buried dangerous Dallas. Colorado’s rediscovery of crisp shooting and hustle as made this a competitive tussle. #Avalanche #Stars
  • Myers revs up the Flyer tires, and Philly avoids an 0-2 rut with a gritty victory in OT. This series has all the hallmarks of a 7-game scuffle. #Flyers #Islanders
  • Bay of Pigs tonight for the Bruins, who get blown away by the puck wizardry of Kucherov, not Khrushchev; Boston had better get its act together for Game 4. Too many penalties, shoddy penalty killing and weak goalie play are among the chief causes of concern for the defending Eastern Conference Champs. #Bruins #Lightning
Categories: NHL

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