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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 5-19-19 (Playoffs, Western Conference Finals) (click for audio)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Western Conference Finals) (click for audio):

  • The Blues’ physical play is taking its toll on Joey and the rest of the long-in-the-tooth Sharks, who’ve now not only lost their home ice, but also more than a few teeth in the process.
    Yes, San Jose was able to regain its traction against Colorado in the 2nd round, but this St. Louis squad has shown it can close the deal once it gets an opening (ask Dallas); in the words of Woody Allen, what
    we have on our hands may well be nothing more than some dead Sharks. #Sharks #Blues
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 5-15-19 (Playoffs, Western Conference Finals) (click for audio)

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NHL Update:

  • San Jose plays a little handball, which goes unnoticed for a convenient moment and leads to the game winner. Truth be told, this was a stroke of luck for the very hard-to-kill Sharks, but you have to admit they created their own breaks by never letting up on the pressure. And St. Louis will be seeing the Jaden Schwartz empty net miss in their collective sleep tonight… along with the scrum in front of their net at the end of regulation, which led to a game tying tally by Mr. Playoffs, Logan Couture, as time was winding down. Brutal bad beat for the bruised Blues. #Sharks #Blues
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 5-14-19 (Playoffs, Eastern Conference Finals) (click for audio)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Eastern Conference Finals):

  • Carolina thought a spate of shots from their circling skaters would somehow tucker out the acrobatic, sure-handed Tuuka … but no such luck as Rask was clearly up to the task.
    B’s get out the broom and prepare to end this thing for good on Thursday night. #Bruins #Hurricanes
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 5-11-19 (Playoffs, Western Conference Finals) (click for audio)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Western Conference Finals):
  • St. Louis turns over a new leaf … in a very bad way … and gets flooded by San Jose goals in Game 1 at the Tank. The loose play in the Blues own end was the main issue tonight, and for a disciplined, careful team, this was indeed a bit startling.  Clearly, the home team’s speed and ability to make St. Louis pay at its own blue line was the difference, and big adjustments will need to be made. #Blues #Sharks
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 5-6-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (and click to hear about too buku)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Let’s set the scene for tonight’s OT finish in Denver.  For the Avs, things were starting to look very scary.  The Sharks simply would not go away, and were, frankly, looking like the team with more grip in their skate.  Desperately trying to hold a 3-2 lead in the third, Vlasic puts the home team in a big pickle when he bounces a shot off a defender’s skate and into the net. Then in a wild 20 second sequence, the Landeskog fog moved in, created confusion in the San Jose end, and the next thing you know it’s game over … 4 to 3 for the home team and make preparations for a Game 7.  Gabriel nailed his teal opponent into the boards, get the puck out to Makar, and then get’s back into the fray around the mouth of the goal, before using lightning quick reflexes to steer one past a hopelessly over-matched Martin Jones.  Make no bones about it, this has been the best series in the playoffs … by far. #Sharks #Avalanche
  • Beautiful way to close out the Conf Semis for the B’s, who show there’s much more to their attack than just the top line.
    And as for the defense, with Mt. Chara, boy wonder McAvoy, and Rask as the man behind the mask, they’re doing just fine.
    In a few weeks, could it be duck boat parade time? #Bruins #Jackets
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 5-4-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (and click to hear about too buku)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Did someone sneak these frisky Sharks some Viagra in the dressing room? San Jose somehow finds another gear and goes back to CO in command… at least for now.
    Perhaps it was pure fear of going to the Pepsi Center with elimination hanging in the thin Rocky Mountain air. #Avalanche #Sharks
  • Bruins hope Boston says goodbye to Columbus for the last time this year, after fumigating the Jackets with another stunning top line performance. What a pass for the tie breaking score from the hands of Marchand to Pastrnak. #BlueJackets #Bruins
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 5-3-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for “Wipe that piss off your face”)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Mayday, mayday, the Blues offense has gone on its habitual strike for the month of May; as for Dallas’ scabs, they’re more than willing to cross the picket and earn a ticket to the Conference Finals.
  • No. 8 closes the deal very routinely, and now lies in wait. Pretty impressive stuff for a team nobody thought had a ghost of a chance. #Islanders #Hurricanes
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