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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 5-6-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (and click to hear about too buku)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Let’s set the scene for tonight’s OT finish in Denver.  For the Avs, things were starting to look very scary.  The Sharks simply would not go away, and were, frankly, looking like the team with more grip in their skate.  Desperately trying to hold a 3-2 lead in the third, Vlasic puts the home team in a big pickle when he bounces a shot off a defender’s skate and into the net. Then in a wild 20 second sequence, the Landeskog fog moved in, created confusion in the San Jose end, and the next thing you know it’s game over … 4 to 3 for the home team and make preparations for a Game 7.  Gabriel nailed his teal opponent into the boards, get the puck out to Makar, and then get’s back into the fray around the mouth of the goal, before using lightning quick reflexes to steer one past a hopelessly over-matched Martin Jones.  Make no bones about it, this has been the best series in the playoffs … by far. #Sharks #Avalanche
  • Beautiful way to close out the Conf Semis for the B’s, who show there’s much more to their attack than just the top line.
    And as for the defense, with Mt. Chara, boy wonder McAvoy, and Rask as the man behind the mask, they’re doing just fine.
    In a few weeks, could it be duck boat parade time? #Bruins #Jackets
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 5-4-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (and click to hear about too buku)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Did someone sneak these frisky Sharks some Viagra in the dressing room? San Jose somehow finds another gear and goes back to CO in command… at least for now.
    Perhaps it was pure fear of going to the Pepsi Center with elimination hanging in the thin Rocky Mountain air. #Avalanche #Sharks
  • Bruins hope Boston says goodbye to Columbus for the last time this year, after fumigating the Jackets with another stunning top line performance. What a pass for the tie breaking score from the hands of Marchand to Pastrnak. #BlueJackets #Bruins
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 5-3-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for “Wipe that piss off your face”)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Mayday, mayday, the Blues offense has gone on its habitual strike for the month of May; as for Dallas’ scabs, they’re more than willing to cross the picket and earn a ticket to the Conference Finals.
  • No. 8 closes the deal very routinely, and now lies in wait. Pretty impressive stuff for a team nobody thought had a ghost of a chance. #Islanders #Hurricanes
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 5-2-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for “Wipe that piss off your face”)

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NHL Update:

  • San Jose and their tired scraggly beards looked positively gassed by the third period, and fall to Bernie and his speed-advantaged Avs. The key stat here — by far — was Colorado’s 10-4 advantage in takeaways.  The Sharks seemed fatigued, with good reason, which let to bad mistakes in their own end … over and over and over again.  Only an excellent night by Martin Jones kept this close. #Sharks #Avalanche
  • Not even Boby’s universal remote control could ruin the night for the bombastic Bruins, as Brad, Pastrnak and Patrice spend the night lodged in Sergie’s crease. #Bruins #BlueJackets
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 4-28-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for audio)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Down by 1 in the 2nd, Avs play with no fear and that works to their advantage, as they notch 2 and never look back. They will be hard to stop in this series, as they are controlling the puck, skating faster, and don’t seem to concerned with the prospect of getting a Shark bite. #Avalanche #Sharks
  • Dangerous Hurricanes wake up in the third period and hang around for another deadly road win against the completely violated Islanders, who controlled the action for 2/3rds of the game and had nothing to show for it. #Hurricanes #Islanders
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 4-27-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for some This is 40)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Bobrovsky robs the Bruins just long enough for Duchene to flush their home ice advantage down the drain. And as they left the rink, Sergei was heard exclaiming, “Universal remote goes on docking station!” #Bruins #BlueJackets
  • Dallas does what Dallas does — hanging around innocently in Game 1, only to strike with venom and vitriol in Game 2. The team that used to play in the Checkerdome gets checkmated by the opposing Bishop. #Stars #Blues
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-26-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for some Janice-Ralph bedroom action)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):
  • Avs let down their guard, just a wee bit, and the counter-punching Sharks make them pay. Grey beard Joe Thornton proves to be a real thorn in CO’s side with the crucial goal to tie things up, and generally conducts the action with primo efficiency for a man of his advanced years. #Avalanche #Sharks
  • Islanders’ home forecast didn’t call for Hurricanes this destructive. Another crazy good result for an 8th seed. #Hurricanes #Islanders
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 4-25-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for some Janice-Ralph bedroom action)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • No, the Bruins aren’t about to spoil things for Boston … not with Coyle uncoiling like that. Sorry Jackets blue, back into the closet for you. #Bruins #BlueJackets
  • Tonight, for many Blues fans, the sheer weight of many past failures almost caused the barbell to drop .. when Dallas unleashed its Benn press … but not quite. St. Louis holds serve in game one, and readies to defend its turf again in a few days.
    #Starts #Blues
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