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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 5-3-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for “Wipe that piss off your face”)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Mayday, mayday, the Blues offense has gone on its habitual strike for the month of May; as for Dallas’ scabs, they’re more than willing to cross the picket and earn a ticket to the Conference Finals.
  • No. 8 closes the deal very routinely, and now lies in wait. Pretty impressive stuff for a team nobody thought had a ghost of a chance. #Islanders #Hurricanes
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 5-2-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for “Wipe that piss off your face”)

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NHL Update:

  • San Jose and their tired scraggly beards looked positively gassed by the third period, and fall to Bernie and his speed-advantaged Avs. The key stat here — by far — was Colorado’s 10-4 advantage in takeaways.  The Sharks seemed fatigued, with good reason, which let to bad mistakes in their own end … over and over and over again.  Only an excellent night by Martin Jones kept this close. #Sharks #Avalanche
  • Not even Boby’s universal remote control could ruin the night for the bombastic Bruins, as Brad, Pastrnak and Patrice spend the night lodged in Sergie’s crease. #Bruins #BlueJackets
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 4-28-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for audio)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Down by 1 in the 2nd, Avs play with no fear and that works to their advantage, as they notch 2 and never look back. They will be hard to stop in this series, as they are controlling the puck, skating faster, and don’t seem to concerned with the prospect of getting a Shark bite. #Avalanche #Sharks
  • Dangerous Hurricanes wake up in the third period and hang around for another deadly road win against the completely violated Islanders, who controlled the action for 2/3rds of the game and had nothing to show for it. #Hurricanes #Islanders
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 4-27-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for some This is 40)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • Bobrovsky robs the Bruins just long enough for Duchene to flush their home ice advantage down the drain. And as they left the rink, Sergei was heard exclaiming, “Universal remote goes on docking station!” #Bruins #BlueJackets
  • Dallas does what Dallas does — hanging around innocently in Game 1, only to strike with venom and vitriol in Game 2. The team that used to play in the Checkerdome gets checkmated by the opposing Bishop. #Stars #Blues
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-26-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for some Janice-Ralph bedroom action)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):
  • Avs let down their guard, just a wee bit, and the counter-punching Sharks make them pay. Grey beard Joe Thornton proves to be a real thorn in CO’s side with the crucial goal to tie things up, and generally conducts the action with primo efficiency for a man of his advanced years. #Avalanche #Sharks
  • Islanders’ home forecast didn’t call for Hurricanes this destructive. Another crazy good result for an 8th seed. #Hurricanes #Islanders
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 4-25-19 (Playoffs, Round 2) (click for some Janice-Ralph bedroom action)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 2):

  • No, the Bruins aren’t about to spoil things for Boston … not with Coyle uncoiling like that. Sorry Jackets blue, back into the closet for you. #Bruins #BlueJackets
  • Tonight, for many Blues fans, the sheer weight of many past failures almost caused the barbell to drop .. when Dallas unleashed its Benn press … but not quite. St. Louis holds serve in game one, and readies to defend its turf again in a few days.
    #Starts #Blues
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 4-23-19 (Playoffs, Round 1) (click for some Road Trip)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 1):

  • Leafs forget to bring their magic loin cloths and get completely violated at the TD by the Bruins and their always pesky viscious black rat, Marchand. And when all is said and done, the Hub Grand Slam remains in tact! #MapleLeafs #Bruins
  • In San Jose, they’re saying “Good boy, Goodrow”. OT caps an incredible comeback for the Sharks, who for two periods seemed hopelessly stuck in park. #Sharks #GoldenKnights
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 4-21-19 (Playoffs, Round 1)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 1):
  • He should have known better but Freddy certainly wasn’t ready for Marchand and his magic wand (and we’re talking stick, not tongue); Leafs wilt, as if on command, and the series gets remanded to TD Garden for a titanic game 7. #Bruins #MapleLeafs
  • Knights get a bit tight and get bitten from behind by the desperate sharks. #Sharks #GoldenKnights
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 4-20-19 (Playoffs, Round 1) (and click for the Odd Couple)

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NHL Update:

  • This was a serious whitewashing by Washington, for sure … made the Hurricanes look like they needed HurryCanes. #Hurricanes #Capitals
  • Stars/Preds continues to mirror the ongoing drama in Leafs/Bruins, where are somewhat heavy favorite started slow and has yet to fully recover. This looks like a nasty car crash for the Nash. #Stars #Predators
  • Long tall Jets somehow end up with the short end of the stick, on the wrong end of 3-2, and now go down the same. If psycho St. Louis, can stay in therapy and keep its helmet wired tight, it may be the biggest dog left in the fight when the dust clears post first round. #Jets #Blues
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-19-19 (Playoffs, Round 1) (and click for the Odd Couple)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 1):

  • Avs finalize their crazy dominant 5-game smothering of the weak and compliant CalGARY Flames. This is a team that knows it can hang with anybody … in either conference. #Avalanche #Flames
  • Bruins now on track to ruin Boston’s run of titles, coming up continually dry on the all-important power plays. They can only hope their oddly uneven offense shows up again for the next even game in the series.
    #Leafs #Bruins
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-18-19 (Playoffs, Round 1) (and click for the Odd Couple)

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NHL Update (Playoffs, Round 1):

  • Sharks stay alive, knowing they’re too damn good to go down to anyone in five. #GoldenKnights #Sharks
  • Blues come back from the dead in a crazy final period, scoring three to take the life out of the exhausted Jets.
    #Blues #Jets
  • Hurricanes were on top of their takeaway game tonight, pouncing on some loose play by the Caps to scrounge out a critical series evening win at home. #Capitals #Hurricanes
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