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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 4-29

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MLB Update:

  • Ivan the terribly good comes through once again, and we’re almost back to see level…#Pirates #Marlins
  • Good times for the Chisox as Abreu chimes in with two big bangs; look who’s now in first in the AL Central. #WhiteSox #Tigers
  • Conforto makes life for the Nationals at home aboard the USS Strasburg very uncomfortable. #Nationals #Mets
  • Gardner takes out a hard contract on some very defenseless Oriole pitching, and the rest of the Yankee hit men join in for fun. #Yankees #Orioles
  • Perhaps some progress has been made, but Wright still isn’t right, and Sox knuckle under to the stubborn Cubbies. #RedSox #Cubs
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-28

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MLB Update:

  • With all the gopher balls being launched, the hitters on both teams were singing “I’m alright”; could the Yankees be this year’s tears-in-their eyes, Cinderella story? #Yankees #Orioles
  • Mets finally edge somebody, after ditching Jeurys and applying Edgin. #Mets #Nationals
  • Bucs offense finally comes unstuck, with the hitting clinic led by free swinger Francisco. #Pirates #Marlins
  • Indian bats are arrested and confined for a night when Mariners read them their Miranda rights. #Mariners #Indians
  • Nobody mistook the mistake-prone pitcher for the real Arrieta; at least the Cubs hope today’s starter was a fake Jake. #Cubs #RedSox
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 4-27

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MLB Update:

  • Yankees need a hero, and Masahiro fills the bill very nicely, thank you…. #RedSox #Yankees
  • Blue Jays lose their way in the Gateway. #Cardinals #BlueJays
  • Washington’s Nats pull out a very convenience 11 in the 7th, when baseballs thrown by Rockies’ pitchers come across the plate like cantaloupes. #Nationals #Rockies
  • Injury bug continues to raid the Mets’ lineup with ruthless impunity. #Mets #Braves
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 4-25

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MLB Update:

  • Giant pincushions hit with another case of the blahs after Kershaw pins the loss on Blach. #Dodgers #Giants
  • Tigers feast on Mariner foodstuffs for 24 hits, and look so very comfortable in the confines of Comerica. #Tigers #Mariners
  • Rays use the revolving door technique to confound the perplexed O’s from the mound. #Orioles #Rays
  • Pittsburgh’s lack of punch must really be taking a toll on a near perfect Cole; stylin Kyle Hendricks makes the Pirate batters look positively sick. #PIrates #Cubs
  • Houston’s still on a tear, and a confident Dallas has nothing to fear. #Astros #Indians
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 4-24

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MLB Update:

  • Cubs send Kuhl and the rest of the Pirate gang to the cooler for a bit … without even a ball or a baseball mitt. #Cubs #Pirates
  • Could the Brewers actually end up jolly winners, what with Thames looking so good he’s just teeing off on the ball non-stop. #Brewers #Reds
  • Archer should’ve put more starch in his curveball; the ones he threw were too easily arched over the fence. #Baltimore #Rays
  • As weak as they’ve been or may be in the future, the Giants can still be counted on to be a particularly painful thorn in the side of the Dodgers. #Giants #Dodgers
  • Did the Rockies sneak up on everyone with their nearly impenetrable pen? If this pitching holds up, the rest of the league may be in for a very rude awakening. #Rockies #Nationals
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 4-23

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MLB Update:

  • Bronson slow cooks the Cubs to death, while Lackey just stews. #Reds #Cubs
  • Dodgers rise from the ashes in Phoenix when McCarthy picks them up. #Dodgers #Diamondbacks
  • Twins continue to soil themselves on home soil; time for a Pampers run. #Tigers #Twins
  • Nova gives his old team a real work over, and Pirate ship rises back toward sea level. #Pirates #Yankees
  • Make no mistake about it — today’s convincing victory by the Bosox sent a more important message to the potent O’s about where the balance of power lies in the AL East, … even more so than the ball that narrowly missed Macho Man Manny’s head. #RedSox #Orioles
  • Aren’t the shrinking Giants taking this odd year curse thing a little too seriously? Reporter are no doubt afraid to ask skipper Bochy about it … he’s a bit touchy.
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 4-22

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MLB Update:

  • Nobody in either Pittsburgh or New York is confusing reliever Rivero with reliever Rivera. #Yankees #Pirates
  • Orioles scoop up Wright’s junk more efficiently than a fine-tuned pooper scooper with big bombs from Mancini and Schoop. #RedSox #Orioles
  • Juicy win for Jake and the rest of the Cubbies, who indulge repeatedly in picking off the low hanging fruit offered by the Reds pitching staff. #Cubs #Reds
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-21

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MLB Update:

  • The story continues to get worse for the Giants, who get terrorized by Trevor in a nightmarish 4th; indeed, it gets so bad that Hunter Pence has to avert his eyes on Charlie’s liner. #Giants #Rockies
  • MASH-unit Mets are indeed having a very hard time mashing any batted balls, and see their Neilsen ratings continue to slide. #Nationals #Mets
  • Rowdy Pirates pipe up and send Sabath into the locker room a bit ahead of schedule for an early shower. #Pirates #Yankees
  • Cheery O’s enjoy a victory dance at the expense of Pomeranz. #Orioles #RedSox
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 4-20

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MLB Update:

  • Good stuff from Sale, and Leon cleans up against Grilli. #RedSox #Jays
  • Indians meet with minimal resistance in Minnesota. #Twins #Indians
  • Today’s game shows how Carlos’ stuff is no longer terrorizing the competition. #Brewers #Cardinals
  • DeShields devastates the Royals in the 13th frame. #Rangers #Royals
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 4-19

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MLB Update:

  • Orios have no trouble winning this pitched battle when ubiquitous Ubaldo makes his presence felt with a very nifty two-hitter. #Orioles #Reds
  • Instead of going to the game at Busch, Pirates take the day off and watch the Punch and Judy classic, “Beat Me in St. Louis.”
  • Ich hits one last pitch out of his old haunt … Safeco. #Mariners #Marlins
  • Dallas is again on top of the world in Houston. #Angels #Astros
  • Robles-Reed trump Ramos. #Mets #Phillies
  • Judging from the look of things, Aaron has all the earmarks of a Bronx Bomber. #Yankees #WhiteSox
  • Khris with the special K shows against why his is a special hitter…. #Athletics #Rangers
  • Cubs show the heart of a champion by scoring 4 in the bottom of the ninth, and ripping the hearts out of the bumbling Brewers. #Cubs #Brewers
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 4-18

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MLB Update:

  • Red Sox hold on for dear life and preserve a big, first win for high voltage Brian Johnson. #RedSox #BlueJays
  • 40-year old Bronson’s wish for a return to the majors come true in a major way, with his first win in 2+ years. #Reds #Orioles
  • Phils show up punch and judy Mets with a pumped up Rupp. #Phillies #Mets
  • Cubs win a veritable barroom brawl in the friendly confines. #Cubs #Brewers
  • With no starting Starling, the Pirate offense was starving … despite 11 uneventful hits. #Pirates #Cardinals
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 4-17

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MLB Update:

  • Matt Holiday seems to enjoy showing people that he looks pretty good in Yankee pinstripes. #Yankees #WhiteSox
  • Cub struggles continue against the Brew crew. #Brewers #Cubs
  • Wakefield’s tutelage puts Steven on the right course, just in time for Patriots’ Day. #RedSox #Rays
  • Sure they’re 4-9, but STL still shows some serious spine against the Buccos. #Cardinals #Pirates
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 4-16

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MLB Update:

  • Nats spill Phils as Harper has rarely looked sharper. #Nationals #Phillies
  • A very satisfying sweep at Wrigley for the Buccos, as Uehara suffers through an 8th inning horror show and Frazier delivers a knockout blow in the 9th. #Pirates #Cubs
  • Red Sox rescued yet again by more from Mitch Moreland. #RedSox #Rays
  • Marlins rejoice as Riddle’s homer is all they need to dump Mets and Addison Reed. #Marlins #Mets
  • Angel fortunes do an about face after spending a few days at the Royals’ place. #Angels #Royals
  • Reds just can’t ever seem to figure out pitcher Wily, and throw in the towel when it comes to dealing with battering ram Ryan Braun. #Brewers #Reds
  • It was sure one fine Sunday for Bundy and Boom Boom Trey Mancini’s Orioles. #Orioles #BlueJays
  • Rockies continue to punish G-men for past transgressions. #Rockies #Giants
  • Desert snakes skin the Dodgers. #D-backs #Dodgers
  • St. Louis continue to look uncharacteristically weak. #Cardinals #Yankees
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 4-14

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MLB Update:

  • Potent O’s make a little bit of pitching go a long way. #BlueJays #Orioles
  • Cardinals finding themselves falling further and further down the pecking order when it comes to authoritative batting orders. #Yankees #Cardinals
  • Anemic Rays gorge themselves on some fat pitches from Porcello. #RedSox #Rays
  • After Bauer goes inside, Cabrera gets aggressive at Progressive. #Tigers #Indians
  • Pirates break out of their cold streak and scold the Cubs for once at Wrigley. #Pirates #Cubs
  • Twins spin their wheels against Dylan. #Twins #WhiteSox
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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 4-11

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MLB Update:

  • Ninth innings continue to be seventh heaven for the Angels. #Angels #Rangers
  • Rocky bats look locked and loaded against Pads. #Padres #Rockies
  • Red Sox vanquish Orioles behind Pomeranz and Vazquez. #Orioles #RedSox
  • It’s bombs away for the Reds, who sink the Pirate ship. #Reds #Pirates
  • Murphy’s law is hit’m where they ain’t, and ragged Cards are not painting a pretty picture so far this year. #Nationals #Cardinals
  • Boyd does a great job filling Tigers’ pitching void for tonight. #Tigers #Twins
  • Mets get expected power production out of Yoenis, but additional four homers are a real bonus; it could indeed be trouble for the rest of the league if pitching around isn’t a good option. #Mets #Phillies
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